grzybjak

NUMBER ONE NIXON FANATIC. TRICKY DICKY TILL I DIE BITCH.
GET THE BRITS OUT 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪☭☭☭ RCP

[grzybjak @grzybjak]

oc

[grzybjak @grzybjak]

@fatassalfred stalin cat looks like begemot from master and margarita 🐱

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The deal with Iran will go down as one of the most incompetent ever made. The U.S. lost on virtually every point. We just don't win anymore!

[Sami Gold @souljagoyteller]

What’s been the funniest Israeli reactions to the deal so far

[Woland 🇵🇸 @stendhalist]

Patently zero evidence that the world has become a better place (and in fact became worse) after the fall of the USSR

[iffia 🇵🇹 @whataweirdos]

ARGENTINA IS THE ISRAEL OF FOOTBALL !!!!!!!!!!!

[John Wakefield @JohnWakefieId]

"Oh wise oracle, we bide you tell us: who shall win the Hasan Piker vs Charlie Kirk debate?"

"For Charlie, there shall be no contest."

[grzybjak @grzybjak]

you know what happened after the russo japanese war? :)

[Sky Marchini @rhcm123]

honestly I think the best metaphor for this debacle is the Russo-Japanese war:
-idiot ruler with delusions of grandeur
-empire wants to show a middle power whos in charge
-negotiators are idiots
-imperial logistics are all fucked up
-empire surrenders to middle power after defeat

[dudermane @612jack]

i just valued my buddy at $1.2 Trillion

[Pawniard @actualalarmcloc]

Liveleak in the pokemon world would go insane. Chinese factory voltorb explosion, man gets eaten by 30-50 feral mamoswine. Its rotomphone reels dawg its lit

[🦜 @parandeye_zard]

it was an Iraqi man who discovered Norway's oil and came up with the idea for them to nationalize it, and this is how they repay Iraq

[Josie Long @JosieLong]

Everybody was told in 2010-15 that austerity was painful but necessary to improve living standards. And then no improvements came, ever.

[QIREXX @qirexx222]

You know the other day i was thinking "i wonder why i was so neurotic about hating pop music as a tween" and seeing this im realizing 11 year old me was entirely correct

[Juliana 👁‍🗨 @Dubious_Angel]

Labour handing the NHS over to Palantir, outlawing teen transitions and banning social media seems to put to bed any 'lesser of two evils' position forever. This is all as evil as it gets.

[shrigma leninist @charybdeez]

🚨DEVELOPING🚨: elite trotskyist militias found training in hand to hand combat in the city of London.

[John_Mandeville 🦕🌠 @JohnMandev87565]

I'll never forget going to a poor village in the Lesser Caucasus and seeing the multilingual children of an illegal logger and an unemployed teacher playing Mozart and Strauss on their piano.

[Jack Tye Wilson ☭ @bolsh3vik]

Me when I discover that my actions have consequences

[fareed 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @it_is_fareed]

Perhaps a social media curfew for over-65s, or at least mental faculty tests for access? Do our pensioners not deserve similar protections to our teenagers?

[☆☆ @hekillshot]

the loser will have to pay reparations to indonesia

[senfre @senfre_]

I used to play Xbox 360 late into the morning when I was in school. My parents found out and started turning the router off at night.

Amazingly they didn’t require a parliamentary majority and royal assent.