Zesty G_Enius

Red Tide to the moon 🔜

[Zesty G_Enius @GS9d8]

imagine meeting someone’s parents and telling them you play “ultimate frisbee”

[Zesty G_Enius @GS9d8]

@jmadara @nolan_gawrych Damn!

[Zesty G_Enius @GS9d8]

Mixed plate by Young Gouda Cheese featuring Cubed Salami

[Zesty G_Enius @GS9d8]

The only reason why we are the dominant species is because animals don’t want it enough

[Zesty G_Enius @GS9d8]

Flight getting cancelled is gods way of telling me my travel fit was not hard

[Saunter Son @trnr_16]

The OKC Thunder will win the NBA finals in 2026

[Zesty G_Enius @GS9d8]

yo is it cool if me and 15 of my buddies pull up to your party and start sucker punching people?

[Zesty G_Enius @GS9d8]

why didn’t anyone tell me you can put pop tarts in the toaster

[Zesty G_Enius @GS9d8]

rumor has it that macklemlores uncle was actually straight

[Zesty G_Enius @GS9d8]

@tirebizfriz i’ve been stabbed so deep in the back i’m not even sure where the knife is

[Zesty G_Enius @GS9d8]

all my hinge messages are ghost written by my therapist btw

[Zesty G_Enius @GS9d8]

i’m going to fuck this olive oil

[Zesty G_Enius @GS9d8]

the kick to the baptizing of my player had me rooting against my own team for half a point

[Michigan State Men’s Ultimate @MSUARCUltimate]

This might’ve happened this weekend @Ultiworld

[Beornamc @Beornamc1]

Woke frisbee is pumping Seabass and throwing to a woman

[Zesty G_Enius @GS9d8]

one more year of birthright eligibility #blessed

[Zesty G_Enius @GS9d8]

don’t even THINK about talking to me if your backpack ain’t sagging past your cheeks

[UltiPlanet @UltiPlanet]

2025 prediction:

Unc and Vermont win a college titles

Seattle, dc, and Minneapolis win club titles

Dc, Colorado, LA pro titles

USA, USA, Columbia for world titles

[Big Wrench @BigWrenchUlt]

Go UVM

[Beke @BK9419]

Trump about to beat 2 woman candidates. 0-1 vs a man barely alive. System president

[Zesty G_Enius @GS9d8]

What’s this I hear about the “Biggest Erection this country has ever seen” and where can i find it?

[Zesty G_Enius @GS9d8]

#98Rises