While everyone is celebrating #MayDay, I'll be participating in the true celebration: The coronation of King Elessar Telcontar, Aragon II, son of Arathorn, the Dúnadan, heir to Elendil and Isildur, Wielder of Andúril, Dwarf Tossing Champion, and Thrower of Apples.
Breaking: President Trump chose Bill Pulte to be acting director of national intelligence. Pulte is currently the head of the Federal Housing Finance Agency. https://t.co/giszsxhODn
🎼 And I never hoist the mainstay and I never swab the poop deck, and I never veer to starboard 'cause I never sail at all, and I've never walked the gang plank and I've never owned a parrot, and I've never been to Boston in the fall 🎶
visits the pope → pope dies
leads Iran negotiations → talks collapse
flies to Hungary to prop up Orbán → Orbán loses in a landslide
Man’s got a streak.