gehrig schuster

80s power ballad enthusiast

[gehrig schuster @gschuster5]

remembering when my freshman year english professor did this to me

[jeremy @wisewordswithjp]

escape room owner just told my family it was “fun to watch our communication break down”

[Маделейн . @normalmadeline]

the dental hygienist to you during a cleaning when you’re completely unable to speak

[gehrig schuster @gschuster5]

my “see you next year!!” jokes to kids are absolutely not landing

[James @CaucasianJames]

the US soccer team needs to remember that not only are they representing our country, they’re representing corporations such as walmart and amazon

[John Fetterman @JohnFetterman]

It's official. I will be the next U.S. Senator from Pennsylvania.

We bet on the people of Pennsylvania - and you didn’t let us down 

And I won’t let you down. Thank you.

[John Fetterman @JohnFetterman]

Gas is over $5 a gallon right now.

The last time a barrel of crude oil cost this much was in July 2014. At that point a gallon of gas only cost about $3.54.

Let’s be clear: Oil companies don’t need to be charging this much for gas. They’re just doing it to make excess profits.

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

To ask teachers to be on the front line of mass shootings, the front line of a pandemic, and the front line of the struggle against inequality all while underpaying them and systematically underfunding the education system is both cruel and a recipe for societal collapse.

[John Fetterman @JohnFetterman]

PA — THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING ME AS YOUR DEMOCRATIC NOMINEE FOR U.S. SENATE IN PENNSYLVANIA!!!!!!!! 😭😭

I’m *so* deeply honored.

[Katie Hill @KatieHill4CA]

Hard to believe that girls being born today will have fewer rights than those born fifty years ago.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Please Like Me — by Elon Musk https://t.co/bVAOrdap2N

[crazy ass moments in american politics @ampol_moment]

Civil rights activist Bernie Sanders is arrested at a protest against segregation in Chicago schools. (1963)

[Jeffery Werkins @JefferyWerkins]

when you beat the “you’re sitting on the remote” allegations

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

When people talk about “the big game” they’re talking about Cones of Dunshire