Gulserene Dastur

You can't see the Left or the Right from the Middle any more.
It's nice to be nice. But if you can't be nice, at least try to be funny.
BTW, I made a film!

[Gulserene Dastur @gsdastur]

Liberalism has some faults, but it has one overarching virtue: at heart, it is kind.
Authoritarianism has some virtues, but it has one overarching fault: at heart, it is mean-spirited.
Modifying my former pinned tweet because it rightly upset some genuinely nice conservatives.

[Gulserene Dastur @gsdastur]

Liberalism has some faults, but it has one overarching virtue: at heart, it is kind.
Right-Wing conservatism has some virtues, but it has one overarching fault: at heart, it is mean-spirited.

[Gulserene Dastur @gsdastur]

@MysterySolvents The Terrible Tacos

[Rep. Mike Levin @RepMikeLevin]

You have to read this. 

Trump demolished the East Wing of the White House and replaced it with a private ballroom funded by corporate donors. Now we know what they got for it. 

More than half of the publicly identified donors to that $400 million project won new or expanded federal contracts worth more than $50 billion in the 6 months after they gave. Most of those same companies also had federal enforcement actions against them suspended by the Trump Administration during the same period. 

There is no honest word for that other than corruption. 
https://t.co/r40hZyargd

[Gulserene Dastur @gsdastur]

@DreamBird386989 @RepDonBacon <Sigh>
Please read the Ukrainian constitution before you set yourself up as an expert?

[Gulserene Dastur @gsdastur]

Dear ICE enforcers.
I would like to report an improperly assimilated second generation elderly German-American who has STILL not learned to Capitalize like a True American after having been given every opportunity to learn. Send him back to his Old Country! (If they'll take him)

[Gulserene Dastur @gsdastur]

I propose the rest of President Trump's term be cancelled.
For "Purely Financial Reasons".

[Gulserene Dastur @gsdastur]

@magachrchpastr 😃

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

This is what happens when everyone around you is too afraid to say, “Sir, that’s fucking stupid”

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Stephen Colbert is more loved than Donald Trump ever will be.

[Gulserene Dastur @gsdastur]

@chiky_handlr Yes

[Gulserene Dastur @gsdastur]

@SofiaTzima3 @OldeWorldOrder @elonmusk That is true.
I should have made it perfectly clear so anyone could understand that Troy was situated in what is now Turkey.

[Gulserene Dastur @gsdastur]

@elonmusk So, you're not going to go see it when it comes out and get on with your life like a sane person?

[Gulserene Dastur @gsdastur]

@MysterySolvents “I forgot. HOW many people wanted the Big Mac, and who ordered the Nuggets?"

[Gulserene Dastur @gsdastur]

@highbrow_nobrow Snowflake

[Gulserene Dastur @gsdastur]

@davegreenidge57 It's called a butt crack.

[Gulserene Dastur @gsdastur]

@Mary1417796 Aye

[Gulserene Dastur @gsdastur]

@JDVance Does making taxpayers pay for a stupid ballroom you said your cronies would bankroll qualify as fraud in your book?
Because it does in mine.

[Gulserene Dastur @gsdastur]

@OldeWorldOrder @elonmusk Troy was in Turkey, actually.

[Gulserene Dastur @gsdastur]

@elonmusk Yeah. If he wanted to cast an opportunistic bimbo riding her good looks to the top, Melania was RIGHT THERE!

[Gulserene Dastur @gsdastur]

@TernOnX @Emilylgoodin @AaronParnas Still going to the US, though?