GSE Kool-Aid Man

$FNMA Better. Stronger. Faster. Building upon a solid foundation from the bones of shareholders past.

[ALX 🇺🇸 @alx]

TRUMP: “At the suggestion of Elon Musk — I will create a Government efficiency Commission tasked with conducting a complete financial and performance audit of the entire federal government and making recommendations for drastic reforms. Elon.. has agreed to head that task force”

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

White dudes for Harris...

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

JUST IN: President Biden admits that the 'Inflation Reduction Act' was not actually about inflation after he started ranting without the teleprompter.

Holy sh*t.

Biden said the Inflation Reduction Act was actually about funding Climate Change efforts and said the Act should have actually been named something different.

"Through my investments, the most significant climate change law ever. And by the way, it is a $369 billion bill."

"It's called the [Inflation Reduction Act]. We should have named it what it was."

[GSE Kool-Aid Man @GSEKoolAidMan]

@POTUS

[Gaby Heffesse @GabyHeffesse]

We know this game, we love this game, we’re upping the ante. Due to popular demand we’ve decided to release our latest analysis on the SCOTUS GSE case. That is, after this post gets 500 retweets!!! Can we do it??? Let the games begin! #GSEs

[GSE Kool-Aid Man @GSEKoolAidMan]

Poll for preferred holders only:
What percent of your iHub posts get deleted?

[Gaby Heffesse @GabyHeffesse]

After many requests to see our updated #GSE timeline we thought we’d make it a little game. If this post gets 150 retweets we’ll release it. Let’s play!

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@ethan2369 @MarkCalabria @SSRN @navycmdr Ouch! What has any poor village idiot ever done to you to deserve comparisons to @NavyCmdr ?

[GSE Kool-Aid Man @GSEKoolAidMan]

@llamas_78 @os4___ You mean 30 pesos amigo?

[GSE Kool-Aid Man @GSEKoolAidMan]

What’s higher?

[GSE Kool-Aid Man @GSEKoolAidMan]

And why does this other dumbass always RT him?

[GSE Kool-Aid Man @GSEKoolAidMan]

Who’s this nsfraudbuster dumbass?

[GSE Kool-Aid Man @GSEKoolAidMan]

Who’s this nsfraudbuster dumbass?

[GSE Kool-Aid Man @GSEKoolAidMan]

@navycmdr @MarkCalabria

[GSE Kool-Aid Man @GSEKoolAidMan]

@RuleofLawGuy1 @FHFA @MarkCalabria Thanks for your concern from the casual street lawyers perspective, but we got the firepower that kinda has this all fuggin figured out already. Cheers.

[GSE Kool-Aid Man @GSEKoolAidMan]

@bulrun100 @MarkCalabria @stevenmnuchin1 @realDonaldTrump @larry_kudlow @MariaBartiromo You, frogbuster, and your entire crew are a bunch of dipshits.

[GSE Kool-Aid Man @GSEKoolAidMan]

@GuidoPerei @FreddieMac @stevenmnuchin1 When you question Steve, you question the entire admin. So just be patient and STFU.

[GSE Kool-Aid Man @GSEKoolAidMan]

@navycmdr @MarkCalabria Stop being a whiny little bitch and show some respect to the guy who’s fixing your shit.

[GSE Kool-Aid Man @GSEKoolAidMan]

@GuidoPerei @Fanniegate101 @jennablan @MarkCalabria @stevenmnuchin1 Show some respect and stop being a douche. You’ll get yours when they’re good and ready for it. This isn’t fantasy land, these things take time.

[GSE Kool-Aid Man @GSEKoolAidMan]

@Eva2122 @MarkCalabria Go blame someone else for the last 10.5 years. Shit like that doesn’t get fixed overnight.