Gayle

Full on cake addict 😍

[Dan Walker @mrdanwalker]

The in-laws have taken their Easter table decorations up a notch 🐣

[Bottom Official @official_bottom]

Happy birthday, (wherever you are out in the stars), to this beautiful bastard. You will always be missed. Thanks for the laughs and for making this planet all the more magical #RikMayall #HappyBirthday ❤️ 🎂 💔 Please Retweet to show that we haven’t forgotten him 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Procedure for noticing a pothole too late:

1. Wince
2. Tense everything, especially your bum
3. Suck air through teeth as you go over pothole
4. Shake head and frown in the rear view mirror, apologise to car

[Alex Grant @AlexGrant_HB]

Whenever I hear Accrington Stanley, I automatically respond "Who are they?"

Does anyone else do that?
#milk

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Shoutout to everyone who likes to seal a packet of biscuits by simply pushing the open end up against a wall.

[Gayle @GShellB]

@NoContextBrits Utterly Gutterly - a soffit and gutter cleaning service.

[Jayla Henry @jaylabrenae]

A moment I’ve been longing for as mom, especially with a speech delayed son. I am so thankful I could capture it😭

[Gayle @GShellB]

@ITVX @ITVXhelp The app is asking for our credit card details? We can’t sign in/get any further with registering? Thought it was free?

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

The brief moment of silent tension after someone says "are we all having starters?"

[Gayle @GShellB]

Sticky Toffee Pudding Cheesecake 🧡 #stickytoffeepudding #cheesecake

[Proudy @RProud89]

Incredible closing piece from Kirsty Young. BBC have been magnificent throughout 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Natalie @nebopeklo]

Does anyone know how to get press coverage? A Glaswegian that illustrates maps of Glasgow. An introvert request and very much out of my comfort zone but would appreciate the extra coverage as social media reach is dreadful. Any advice appreciated

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Up to much this weekend?”
“Just talking about the heat and sweating a lot”

[Bottom Official @official_bottom]

Eight years ago today we lost this talented and beautiful bastard. He brought so much joy to so many. Please give Rik a Retweet if you miss him 💔❤️‍🩹💔❤️‍🩹💔 #RikMayall #RikMayallDay

[Gayle @GShellB]

@Tesco @MaltesersUK @LindtUK Maltesers #YoursForTheMaking

[karen thompson @karenfthompson]

Peeps of a certain age,
Who’s with me on this one… ?

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Things said by nearly all Brits about the weather this weekend:

1. “I can’t believe how nice it is!”
2. “There’s people outside in shorts”
3. “It makes such a difference, doesn’t it?”
4. “We could eat outside”
5. “Actually it’s not that warm”
6. “Shall we go in?”

[Bottom Official @official_bottom]

Happy heavenly birthday to this beautiful bastard. Whatever you are doing today, spare a thought to all the good times this legend gave us. Please Retweet to show your love ❤️💔❤️💔❤️ #RikMayall

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

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