Gavin Sidebottom

I wish they fixed the door to the matrix, there's mad glitches

[clare @sadderlizards]

don’t invite me to the function unless this is the vibe

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

At least Sisyphus never had to deal with people emailing him new boulders that they could have pushed up the hill themselves.

[steph @steph_mcca]

rich people are like we have to disguise the refrigerator

[charlie @chunkbardey]

ppl are like “can you turn down the AC” and it’s like ok so semantically what do u mean by that

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

this moment really took me out of the movie

[b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie]

it is ludicrously dangerous to bike for transportation in most of the country and yet people act like you’re demanding gold-plated streets when you ask for protected bike lanes

[GL @gldivittorio]

The orcas will find a way

[Natalie Would @_NatalieWould]

(watching The Exorcist) She gets to miss so much school

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

I don’t think AI should be used to make content…BUT…if there were a way for the paw patrol to tell my son by name that if he doesn’t go to bed they will arrest him…

[Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman]

I want Barbie to gain prestige role status where people let you become insane to play her. like the joker but for women

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Doing this is the greatest compliment a man over 50 can give a film

[tomb @TurmShrub]

smug ivy-leaguer (smirking): one fish two fish,

will hunting: yeah yeah one..one fish two fish, red fish blue fish. right? that's Seuss, page 3.

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

I Think You Should Leave as Edgar Allan Poe stories
The Cask of Amontillado

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

no one:

absolutely nobody:

Denethor in Return of the King: