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I could shoulder lean idk how to dance tho

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

mf got mohawk just to tear his ACL in looney toons Unc fashion

[g @gsinthetrap]

There’s gotta be a correlation between changing your insta profile pic often and mental illness

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

they should let me go inside everyone’s house just to see

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

Everyone always talking about “talent density” in Silicon Valley when we really should be talking about how 80% of pretzels in America come from a small region of Pennsylvania

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I’m like the opposite of AI. It took me over half an hour to write a simple email, and I didn’t consume a single drop of water all day.

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

I think it’s so beautiful that Trader Joe’s refuses to bow to the self checkout. They said you WILL imagine a future with this stranger when you shop with us

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

twitter is cigarette for the eyes

[死 @humanxmaybe]

i hope this email kills us both instantly

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

Logging onto the dark web (teams, outlook, and excel)

[toni soprana 🇫🇷 @tonisoprana]

all dating apps need to join together to make one app called what’s left

[pink berry @thedarkprowler]

Door dashing a chicken patty sandwich from a middle school

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

And for the lady, perhaps a plastic baseball helmet full of ice cream?

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @Hyeyunie]

What are some beginner passions for someone just getting into caring about their life

[A🪲 @seattleiminyou]

Doing 4 reps of whatever the hell

[tate @octatate]

the mold in my owala is making me evil

[lexiiiiiiiiiiiii @blondspit]

I hate when I’m dating someone and I have to finally do an intelligence reveal. Like nooooo let me live out my bimbo dreams

[A🪲 @seattleiminyou]

If you see me looking good that does not mean reach out if anything I’ve gotten eviler

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

The glock is coming from inside the rari

[x__x @bpdsins]

one day u will find true love but for now focus on alcohol

[zo𓆑 @b1tesnails]

Just got back from playing stupid games and winning stupid prizes