Glenn Skala

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[False Knees @FalseKnees]

Gray day

[Glenn Skala @gskala01]

I celebrated the 4th of July here in Guatemala by rewatching the immaculate Japanese epic film "Seven Samurai"

[Glenn Skala @gskala01]

Every time someone posts about Spider-verse I think about this meme.

[Glenn Skala @gskala01]

I wrote a simple code for Skynet to use the next time they send another Terminator:

(Run_Job=Protect_id:JohnConnor)
(Schedule_Job_new=Kill_id:JohnConnor
Time_To_Start=10days)

[Glenn Skala @gskala01]

Sure I'll drop $3500 on the goggles just so I'm more immersed in my little egg game.

[Glenn Skala @gskala01]

Every weekend I go out into the woods to look for Bigfoot. Not to "discover" him or anything like that, but to invite him to be a guest on my podcast, he has yet to return any of my emails.

[Glenn Skala @gskala01]

As I move to leave the bus my headphones snag and unplug and everyone hears that I've been listening to "90s VINTAGE SPOOKY HALLOWEEN GHOST TOY WAIL *10 HOURS*"

[Glenn Skala @gskala01]

Go ahead, insult me all you want, you're just adding to my deep and complicated LORE

[Glenn Skala @gskala01]

After bowling a gutter ball instead of shamefully turning around to face your friends and family I highly recommend crawling backwards past them, out the main entrance, and then cutting off all connection with your loved ones.

[Glenn Skala @gskala01]

Here we see Timothée Calamet arriving at the red carpet and- OH MY GOODNESS IT'S JAMIE LEE CURTIS DROPPING HIM FROM THE TOP ROPES I CAN'T BELIEVE IT

[Glenn Skala @gskala01]

I had to print something at the office and it was so traumatizing and I wanted so desperately to run home and be with my emotional support Brother laser-jet printer.

[Glenn Skala @gskala01]

My ideal way to die? Crushed by Prince Ali Ababwa's Elephant-Monkey as he kicks down the door to my palace.

[McShirehampton @McShirehampton]

Had to try this trend 😊

[adrian mail wife @male_wife_]

i am not kidding i have been trying to find this video for months

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Gradually noticing horribly disfigured AI fingers on all my family members in old childhood photos

[🌱 is typing... @_jkis_kin]

makes me burst out laughing every damn time

[mr. bega vevo @LouBegaVEVO]

you look at a Toblerone package, long, triangular, and think “there’s no way it’s that shape”, and you’re right, it isn’t that shape. it’s in a way weirder shape, a far more fucked up shape than you could ever have anticipated.

[Vashi Nedomansky, ACE @vashikoo]

"THE BRODY CUT"
One of the best edits in film history. As good as the cuts in 2001 or Lawrence of Arabia? Abso-fucking-lutely. Setup ➡️ Payoff.