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@IPSY @Xtinekro Agreed. So shady. Following the links does not result in cancellation. Stuck on a useless loop where I have not yet once seen the “Continue Cancellation“ steps they say will happen. I have started talking to my bank.

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@PublicMobile how can I access my account if 2FA authentication is sending a text to my phone - BUT I am not using the because I am out of the country. I want to cancel the phone. But I cannot log in because it needs me to receive a text on the phone.

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Just got whomped in the mathematically-minimal three turns playing Candyland. History was made.

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New baby. Smells a bit like toast. Looks exactly like a newborn. Feels so soft. Sounds great. Taste is so far unassessed.

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Loved this morning how A-bug tried to do the coin-behind-the-ear magic trick and was shocked when it did not work. Kids are awesome!

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+1 Canadian points for A Bug. Went "skating" for the first time today. No wipeouts big enough to preclude another outing sometime.

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A moment of silence for the Bunnykins bowl. Served us well for 37 yrs but succumbed to a clumsy toddler sulking that she has to have a Dad.

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The A-bug reaction of "Oh, shet!" to seeing Papa drop her water bottle means somebody somewhere needs to be careful about swearing near her.

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Hier soir, A-bug (en français) wanted the (english) Xmas carol with "le pleut". Great puzzlement, but it was Rudolph the Red Nosed RAINdeer.

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Big day. Our first trial day. Expect it will sound like a droid factory from Star Wars - clank, hiss, rattle, clank.

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Half hour "Dad didn't have a snack for me when he picked me up at daycare" meltdown seems to be petering out. Queue up the apology.

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Taxi trip home from YUL may earn the nickname the Vomit Express unless A-bug gets some gravol. Barf bag on hand this time, almost used it.

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Did I really just break my first commemorative Keitha and Sean's Married Life Launch Party pint glass on its 9th anniversary?

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A-bug in backyard, instructed to call for us if she needs anything. 5 min later... "Mama! I need anything!"

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Among other offerings, A-bug ate rabbit, duck and pork. It was like she was sampling the cast of characters of one of her storybooks.

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Singing "Tu fait caca" to the tune of the Beatles song Good Day Sunshine to your poopy daughter in the morning is kind of fun.

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To combat the "No Papa!" dismissals I get, I told A that I am starting a No Papa jar and she has to put in 25 cents each time.

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"Ici, c'est a dog". That's what happens when you have one kid learning to speak while immersed in two languages.

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