Gary Randolph

#SoccerDad and nothing else matters. When I’m flushing it I don’t take divots.

[Gary Randolph @gsrandolph]

@KyleBrandt @BengalsCaptain @nflnetwork @gmfb @ESPNNFL

[Gary Randolph @gsrandolph]

@theburntpeanut It was a thing of beauty until you finished the game 5 minutes later.

[Gary Randolph @gsrandolph]

@LndsPatterson That sentence was two words too long.

[Gary Randolph @gsrandolph]

@midwestern_ope Chicago is best viewed from that far away.

[Gary Randolph @gsrandolph]

@thebengalorian “Where’d you go to high school” got me.

[East Central Track Coaches @ECentralTrack]

Congratulations to sophomore Elizabeth Randolph for winning the 1600m (6:06.26) at our JV Invitational!

@ECTrojanSports

[East Central Track Coaches @ECentralTrack]

Congratulations to Jessica Ferguson, Elizabeth Randolph, Grace Kirchgassner & Jayden Coole for winning the 4x400m relay at our JV Invite!

@ECTrojanSports

[Gary Randolph @gsrandolph]

@michaelkboston That’s not us but ours looks similar. #Bearcats

[Gary Randolph @gsrandolph]

@MoEgger Exemplary! This is a superb offering. I hope you plan accordingly and can supply this opportunity again in the next fiscal year. Anyway, off to work.

[Gary Randolph @gsrandolph]

@PGATOUR @Zurich_Classic @BrandtSnedeker That kid has been on the end of too many T-shirt cannons.

[Gary Randolph @gsrandolph]

@Reds He’s been watching @bobdoessports @FatPerez33

[Gary Randolph @gsrandolph]

@Reds Their friendship is one of the coolest thing about this team. You can just feel the joy those two have interacting with one another. So awesome.

[Gary Randolph @gsrandolph]

@RobbyBerger Welcome to the team.

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

This Masters commercial absolutely nailed it

[Gary Randolph @gsrandolph]

@LndsPatterson From hopeful to probably the worst possible outcome. Life of a Bengals fan.

[Publius @OcrazioCornPop]

Arresting Maduro, killing Khamenei, obliterating Iran's nuclear program, and ending 8 other wars around the globe were all easier than getting a Republican Senate majority to pass a bill that 95% of Republican voters approve of and 85% of Americans approve of.

WHY WON'T @LeaderJohnThune
PASS THE SAVE AMERICA ACT?

CALL AND ASK HIM: [phone]

[Gary Randolph @gsrandolph]

@cincyb3tta Maybe it’s the Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla.

[Gary Randolph @gsrandolph]

@Breaking911 You didn’t need to make that announcement. Everyone can already see that because your tail is constantly tucked between your legs.

[𝙶𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚙𝚊 👴 @Gruntpa]

I gotta be honest guys if the new forever wars only last a couple of days each and just result in dead enemies I’m probably gonna become a fan.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Proud to be an American. 🇺🇸🇺🇸