Greg Turner

Code at Octopus Energy. PhD in Interactive Systems and Creativity. Erstwhile CEO/CTO. They/them, if you please. @[email protected]

[Greg Turner @gsta]

You'd think farmers whose chickens have never been outside would be less worried about the sky falling in https://t.co/mPvWJVuqCL

[Greg Turner @gsta]

Why is it that Britain has a terrible reputation for food, yet nearly all international celebrity chefs are British?

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"If you gave him an enema, you could bury him in a matchbox" - Christopher Hitchens, still apposite today.

[Greg Turner @gsta]

Maybe Elon was misled by the name “private” jet. It should be called a “your privacy is important to us” jet.

[The Other Bret @WolfgangTowns]

@bungarsargon @metal_gear88 @elonmusk Hi! Union carpenter here. We would have gone on strike the first day of unilateral changes-by-CEO and ground the company to a halt until our negotiators had control of the situation.

Hope that translates into clickity clacky for you, I know you laptop-class people have trouble

[Greg Turner @gsta]

@LeenaVanD Mastodon seems to be like a bunch of specialised Twitters joined together in a way that even Space Karen can't control. Join specific Mastodons you like; broadcast more widely should you desire, and also I think block entire other Mastodons where baddies lurk.

[Greg Turner @gsta]

Pauline Hanson experiencing the denial, anger, bargaining, arrogance, depression and intolerance stages of grief all at once

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Conservative uproar as new evidence emerges of @TamePunk being rude to many more ministers than previously thought.

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With all these politicians getting taken down by nepotism, it's a relief to see that so many of their former classmates are so well-qualified to step into their shoes.

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@Paulrbowers It's funny because it's choo

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@Paulrbowers I only hope our meaningless legacy will somehow be reflected in a spellbinding homage, perhaps projected onto an ancient monument for all to adore.

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@Paulrbowers As your 2nd in command I would make long lines make the row taller instead of just getting cut off.

[Greg Turner @gsta]

@tveastman We made/use this at work and it does exactly what you describe https://t.co/HDwCk9hQ3p

[Greg Turner @gsta]

@sighmon All the more headroom for further new awesomeness

[inactive account @MichaelSFuhrer]

Such a lovely shade of blue!

[Happy. @HappySinger]

look do you want her to smile or not you shower of clowns

[Greg Turner @gsta]

Wordle 234 5/6

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"A rainforest"

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@LeenaVanD bell park

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WHAT'S THAT IN YOUR RIGHT HAND THEN