Have you got your tickets yet for this year's @gsycomedy event sponsored by @SarniaMutual?
Tickets for 23rd have already sold out so be quick...
#bestofguernsey#standupguernsey
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May,would be good for garden centre small talk
Mogg,would be a good stately home visit companion
Boris,would be good for a naked drunken wrestle in front of a roaring fire
But Gove..I struggle for a kind word
Tickets are now on sale for Fade 2 Grey Christmas Show - Saturday 8th December https://t.co/9M0zCKllp3 🤩 @ The Fermain Tavern - Home of Guernsey music https://t.co/sIS9j0lDIX
Bloke in front of me in Asda has bought 4 packets of chocolate digestives and a pigs liver. I had plans for tonight but have decided to follow this fucker instead