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Doctor who would rather be a writer, but can’t afford to quit his dayjob.

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You mean the ugly duckling was a swan the whole time?

I thought he grew up to be a swan because, you know, life owed him one.

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@TFarmmanager @TomCurry98 Colonial descendants make poor victims.

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@TomCurry98 I don’t hate you Tom, but you might have considered the fact that your ancestors slaughtered his and took their land before you accused him of racism. You’re no victim.

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@williamsinct So when it happens naturally the birds are fine?

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@sluffy_flipper Any idea what it’s about. Very lackadaisical management on the airside.

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@emamarinaccio About the most poorly managed situation I’ve ever seen, and I’m from Africa.

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OK BOOMER: DEATH https://t.co/A3ptcDNWv1

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Which coffee do you identify as?
I’m a fat white.

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Breaking news:
We all know that red wine improves the flavor of red meat and white wine goes with fish.
Let me now reveal that, after 12 beers, literally any sandwich you make tastes amazing.

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OK, Boomer : Rant Man and the WASPS https://t.co/yD20cS70QE

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Label on the box says my new keyboard is QWERTY. Whatever man, I wasn’t judging.

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OK, Boomer : Dating https://t.co/mQYxykdIQn

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OK Boomer : Heroes https://t.co/NVcLQmWPbc

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OK, Boomer : Role models and other myths https://t.co/okGuZKzj7h

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Warning: Do not read if you have your shit together. https://t.co/KIYBU9SfKV #anxiety #mentalhealth #depression

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OK, Boomer: The unbearable lightness of snow https://t.co/KIYBU9SfKV

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OK, Boomer : Sports https://t.co/lAI06onjnR

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OK, Boomer : Travel https://t.co/IoVjhjXHoP

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@TurtleD46282024 SOE might be what the Radical Economic Transformation people want. If there are enough generals who support Zuma then it’s game over.

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3 of 5 stars to The Institute by Stephen King https://t.co/NQuEG9kx5x

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OK, Boomer : Music https://t.co/QWBrK0LPKR