How is it possible that every square inch of my bedroom, bathroom, shower, living room, etc. is covered with my hair and yet I still have an insanely thick head of hair? How?
Blaze Pizza showing me constant advertisements after they were the last real meal I ate on Valentine’s Day before getting the worst stomach flu that has messed up my intestines and stomach so bad is really bold.
Having a cold is especially hard for me because my daily meals are almost exclusively spicy foods, and everything I read says not to eat spicy foods when you have a cold. 😢
I wish I worked on the crew in charge of repaving roads because I would go rouge and just fix all the terrible roads that I drive on everyday. Then I’d probs get fired, but what are they gonna do, tear up all the roads I just fixed? Ask for forgiveness, not permission.
Being Santa can be a bumpy sleigh ride. 🎅 The two-episode premiere of #TheSantaClauses, a brand-new Original series, is streaming November 16 on @DisneyPlus!
She Hulk was a top tier Marvel show. I loved every second of it. Anyone who didn’t like it is just mad that they got called out in every episode for being the worst type of Marvel fan. 😁
#SheHulk