Grant Carmichael

[Grant Carmichael @gtcarmichael]

@SchnozzGang Embarrassingly, it’s probably be close. I have done a waited back squat in probably 7 months. Doubt she’s got a question mark or tornado kick like me though. So the thighs I’ve been dreaming about smothering me are all for naught.

[Grant Carmichael @gtcarmichael]

Devastating news. I’ve found my biggest gym crush on a dating app this week. Her prompts:

“First round is on me: I would literally never say this

One thing you should know about me:
Mean, difficult, and expensive

“One thing you should know:
I’m literally more funny then you”

[Grant Carmichael @gtcarmichael]

Did not misspell that last prompt. That’s how it was worded. I’m crushed.

[Grant Carmichael @gtcarmichael]

Demetrius Johnson finally getting put in UFC HoF. Shit genuinely puts a tear in my eyes. 11 consecutive titles defenses, that’s the fucking goat right there.

[Grant Carmichael @gtcarmichael]

Tweeted this during the natural phenomenon. I shoulda played ball at UGA.

[Grant Carmichael @gtcarmichael]

Gonna fly under the radar by most tabloids. But Train Dreams on Netflix is fantastic. One of those movies thatll have you just sitting there alone with your thoughts once it ends

[Anand Nanduri @NanduriNFL]

I just can’t hate this guy. Has Indiana at 11-1 and in the CFP in year 1, says “I win, Google me,” then in year 2 he puts together an undefeated regular season with a transfer QB up for the Heisman, #2 in the country… and he says this. This would be impressive anywhere. He’s doing this at Indiana, a place where they had won 9 games in the prior 3 years combined. The only double digit win seasons in the history of their program are his only two years there.

[Grant Carmichael @gtcarmichael]

@VMungary He doesn’t concern himself with fictional ball. Only what Jerry neuheisel and the bruins have going on this week.

[Grant Carmichael @gtcarmichael]

Only film my coach watches is game film. Cant say the same about the others.

[Big Ten Football @B1Gfootball]

Did you know all these Hollywood coaches' names? 😂🎬

[Grant Carmichael @gtcarmichael]

I need some of the literate homies to get on the Red Rising series. Not typically a huge sci-fi guy, but I haven’t been this hooked on a series (book or tv) since early thrones I think.

[Grant Carmichael @gtcarmichael]

Speed vs Ashton hall is my Super Bowl 😤

[Grant Carmichael @gtcarmichael]

@danawhite if you cancel or move ufc 311, you’re letting the fires win. Do the right thing!!

[Grant Carmichael @gtcarmichael]

Sing Sing, certified Carmichael must watch of the year. Absolute banger and if you have a soul, it will make you feel some type of way. (probably time I get on letterboxd)

[Grant Carmichael @gtcarmichael]

@BFW @BigOlBB69 @W_B_Rick Logic not emotion, Brandon.

[Grant Carmichael @gtcarmichael]

@BFW @BigOlBB69 @BFW care to comment you soft coward or are you gonna block me like you did for most iufb media members that aren’t your coworkers such as @W_B_Rick?

[Grant Carmichael @gtcarmichael]

@BFW @BigOlBB69 @BigOlBB69 Maths is hard for the big fella BFW and hes also the pettiest/most sensitive psuedo-sports person on this site, despite every game besides ASU Texas not being as close as IU Notre dame, it’ll take him some time to admit he’s wrong. Gotta admire his pride

[Grant Carmichael @gtcarmichael]

Per Ryan Clark on bears vikings halftime report: “you’re thinking about playing the better teams in the nfc come playoffs… teams like the bills, the lions, the RAMS”

[Grant Carmichael @gtcarmichael]

Football just hits different when there’s a brawl in every single slate on both Saturday and Sunday.

[Grant Carmichael @gtcarmichael]

If Indiana wins today, every Indiana fan should legally be allowed to cast a stone at finebaum. He deserves a biblical punishment for displaying biblical levels of dauntedness.