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[dorawhite @dorawhite47]

When Marvel gave us the craziest 1vs2 of all time.

[Sasa. @Its_Mosa]

At one point, I had “Masters drop out” on my bio. I went back to finish what I started and yesterday I received my graduation invitation, I bagged my masters degree😭🥹✨

[Obhaapah Maefiah❤️ @OMaefiah]

Try being stubborn for once,shout at your parents, then pack your bags and begin your house-hunting journey immediately. 😂😂

[lowkey🧃 @deylowkey247]

Smoke backy enter church go sit down near AC, word of God go jus dey flow

[Naija @Naija_PR]

Most Nigerians shouting "multiple streams of income" are actually just running three struggling small businesses because they lack the discipline to master one skill.

[POOJA!!! @PoojaMedia]

Unfortunately, there are 3 key factors affecting scheduling of movies in Cinemas.

- Audience: The disposable income is very low to the films in Cinemas cos even with better scheduling, the purchasing power is weak.

- Many Movies: Too many good movies for few Audience.

- Cinemas: There are few Cinemas in Lagos & so many movies want to be scheduled at prime time, hence, wahala.

[Pastor West @Pastor__West]

stuff kinda fall in your lap when you moving genuine.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Just trying to prove a point.

Have you ever worked 50+ hours a week ??

[ICYESTTWAT @FUCCl]

Diddy having a micropenis is probably the least surprising thing I have ever heard. It was honestly expected.

[RuF🦅 @Ruf_ayii]

You don’t have money but you carry woman go ice cream date. Now you dey text me for 200gh. What ago chop this evening sef hard

[ỌBA DÉLÉKÈ  👑 @ObaDeleke]

One memory from an old relationship still makes me shake my head.

I went to see my my ex at her hostel one morning. It was just one of those regular visits. We sat outside for a while talking about school, friends, and random things. She was her usual self, smiling, laughing, and teasing me the way she always did.

At some point, she asked if I had eaten. I told her no then she disappeared into her room and came back with food. She wouldn’t let me leave until I finished eating. I remember joking that she was acting like my mother. She laughed and told me someone had to make sure I wasn’t starving myself.

After I ate, we spent a little more time together before I left. She hugged me goodbye, and I went on with the rest of my day thinking everything was fine.

Then later that day,she called and told me she didn’t think we should continue the relationship. No reason, nothing nothing just over like that.

I was stunned. Not because breakups don’t happen, but because if anyone had seen us that morning, they would have sworn everything was perfect.

To this day, what I remember most isn’t the breakup. It’s the fact that a few hours before ending things, she was making sure I had eaten.

[Masin Elijè @MasinElije]

Diddy was flying out niggas with big dicks and paying them to fuck bitches in front of him because his dick was too small to fuck them himself. Makes so much sense why he was a violent mad man.

[Grace (omo'badan) @ifetemini]

Omo!! See as this boy dey tear steps 😳😩😭

[𝖉⭒ @fwdokun]

you just dey dig pit for yourself if you dey complain about your situation give babe.

[Duke of Africa @Allezamani]

Na only for Nigeria demons dey pass through penis and Toto to destroy person life, people in the abroad have sex anyhow, engage in orgy and their lives still go well.

[lobistars🇵🇹 @john322226]

Frank edoho wife Dey ask if frank edoho don ever pay school fees.

Na why if I pay my pikin school fees, I Dey come tweet am for here.

Evidence choke! Receipts choke!

[Beri🌚 @beri_grizou]

“Don’t mention chike here again. I’m even scared to get married after seeing how he fvcked people’s wives. So he has been pretending with all those his holy songs, God go punish am oh”

—Carterefe on Chike’s matter🙆‍♂️😭💔

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

Thinking about the afterlife is depressing. So after all our life and fun here, that’s it?

You don’t get to drink cold water again, no more EPL, no more woman wahala, no more food etc.

That’s it. We just stop existing here. Life is so interesting and fun.

[OPay @OPay_NG]

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[Good Time Events and Ushers @gtenushers]

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