Garrett Thele

[َ @4NGELWING]

white niggas be like “balright”

[mariana @pastapilled]

I don't care how bad it gets, I'm not making overnight oats

[No Context NASCAR @NoContextNyoom]

gonna lose two fingers tonight so I can always be holding 3 for dale

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Big Caddy is the absolute man

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

Ohtani pops out to end the game

[Ryan Arseneaux @RyRy_ars_a_yes]

Alright, you guys asked for it, and I delivered but one upped it. Yet again the world’s fastest man....

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

the taco bell employee bringing me the baja blast I ordered:

[KyCarbs @KyCarbs]

Anybody else think Usher looks like he might be pregnant?? 😳

[kev mahserejian @RotoSurgeon]

protect my man at all costs

[skanks @skanks17]

when the bartender hands me my 14th coors lite in the span of 2 hours

[Hank Lockwood @hen_ease]

Should have been the greatest TV character arc of all time. I can’t believe how bad they screwed this show up

[Danny @SMOOCHONTHELIPS]

Someone playing Marvins Room so loudly that it is shaking the building and setting off car alarms
Praying for this man

[Tetra @greenTetra_]

happy anniversary to that time german riot police got defeated and humiliated by the mud wizard

[Gibicus @Aswang_Monkey]

heard my gf scream from the bathroom cause the john pork I drew in there a few days ago started to manifest again

[Jay Cuda @JayCuda]

i have bad news for the lions :(

since the afl/nfl merger, they are 0-12 (.000) on thanksgiving when the moon is in a waxing gibbous phase. tomorrow is a waxing gibbous

[Horace @LargeElyphants]

@SEC @MizzouFootball @MizzouAthletics Cause florists was more worster then all it at football getting and mitt soup can’t to did if we was and both them like garage bugs that hidded it #RollTide

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

All the fat kicker from Mizzou does is hit big time kicks