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Guantanamo, feminism, rage, Tottenham Hotspur. it don’t GTMO Spursy than this! (views are extremely my own)

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@Moonlitpiglet would love to follow the new account

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@BoiseSpurs

[Boise Spurs @BoiseSpurs]

JOKES OCCURRED

[Tim Fullerton @TimFullerton]

Betty White improvising on the spot while Bea Arthur and Rue McClanahan crack up laughing is the only thing you need to watch today. https://t.co/UEXDfxTQtr

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extreme Tottenham vibes

[The Takeout @thetakeout]

Man arrested after smuggling beloved chicken into soccer game https://t.co/nCdCOwiCRh

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Someone’s been at Paul Tierney’s Wikipedia page

[Robert Dunham @RDunhamDP]

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Military prosecutor unbelievably asserts that rectal tears from being sodomized with a brush and raped with a garden hose during black-site CIA torture were actually caused by "a poor diet and constipation in his youth." @GitmoWatch @DPInfoCtr

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Guantanamo is so fucking stupid.

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PICTURED: rape, I guess

[Carol Rosenberg @carolrosenberg]

Dr. Crosby says the prisoner has irritable bowel syndrome, and that he has other issues related to his rape with an object.
Prosecutor Jolly says isn't it true that some of his problem are dietary, like when he eats hummus.
Dr. Crosby: Diet is a factor in IBS.

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why are we up in arms about sodomy in a world where chickpeas exist

[Carol Rosenberg @carolrosenberg]

Dr. Crosby says based on classified records and other information "it is my opinion" that Mr. Nashiri was "anally raped" in CIA custody. He was "sodomized with an object used to rectally feed him," she says, adding "there's no such thing as that." And also with a brush.

[Liliana Segura @LilianaSegura]

I'm no lawyer. And I'll need a minute to process that oral argument. But if your career takes you to a place where you're repeatedly telling the Supreme Court "Innocence isn't enough!" in a death penalty case...maybe the prestige isn't worth it.

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it’s incredible, and I mean that in the literal sense, how far you can get if you’re a probably-not-dumb man with a ceaseless appetite for beclowning yourself

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this concludes today’s Guantanamo stupidity, except lol nah there are Nashiri hearings happening down there as we speak. on the docket for this week: is DNA, like, a thing, and if so how do it work?

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I also particularly enjoyed Ted Cruz arguing that if you don’t accept correlation equals causation the terrorists literally win

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I had to listen to Ted Cruz speak and Americans were murdered 👀💀

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Ted Cruz’s dad went to California and Americans were murdered 👀

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I put up a terrible time on my run this morning and Americans were murdered 👀🥶

[Daphne Eviatar @deviatar]

Sen. Cruz's logic would mean that if anyone ever released from any US prison engages in a crime, no one else from that prison should ever be released.