Tim Mouser

Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.

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@ShepRose Move to another country!

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@NBCNightlyNews You’re better than that. Spelled Cincinnati. @WLWT @TheEllenShow @Local12 @WCPO @FOX19

[St. Paul Saints @StPaulSaints]

We don't have a billion dollars like @WarrenBuffett, but our GM @DerekSharrer has officially gone mad. The Saints will give away $10,000 if a 16 seed beats a 1 seed in #MarchMadness2018. All you have to do is retweet this to enter & we'll choose one winner if it happens.

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@PGATOUR Nice job idiots. You didn't have to kill the bee. The bee population is dying. You need to think things through better.

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@toddchrisley LOVE THE SHOW - GREAT FAMILY #ChrisleyKnowsBest

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Ferris: A: You can never go too far. B: If I'm gonna get busted, it is *not* gonna be by a guy like *that*.

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@ChrisTitzer he's got the best swing in America. #Topgolf #americaschoice #mustbefun

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@ChrisTitzer hey

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"If I don't have a good shower, I am not myself. I feel weak and ineffectual. I'm not Kramer."

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@ChrisTitzer https://t.co/F6Rp0RF6x2

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@DavidWhitmer2 https://t.co/KD6DabPS4a

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@michaelphurley @karagoucher Hey Mike - keep negative comments to yourself ass face. You're a little punk!

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Frank, this new holiday of yours is scratching me right where I itch.

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Frank, this new holiday of yours is scratching me right where I itch.

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Cop: Do you know what the penalty for animal cruelty is in this state?
Clark: No sir I don't
Cop: well its probably pretty stiff

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Andrew: What do you need a fake I.D. for?
Brian: So I can vote.

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@ChrisTitzer Thornton Melon: Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes.

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@ChrisTitzer Loveland Bike Trail -Hawaiian shaved ice

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@ChrisTitzer Congratulations Chris. First triathlon successfully completed! Impressive!!!!

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