Gabby Trasser

its pronounced tr-ACE-er

[Gabby Trasser @gtrasss]

Officially at the age that Elf makes me tear up hahahaha

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

YOU'RE EMAILING ME? IT'S DECEMBER 20TH - AND YOU'RE EMAILING ME?!?!?!?!?

[brandi ❤️‍🔥 @daysevermore]

why does he look like weird barbie 💀

[Gabby Trasser @gtrasss]

Idk what mirrors Starbucks uses in their bathrooms but they gaslight the heck out of me into thinking that I’m skinny skinny

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

The problem with a lot of dudes who want a trad-wife is that they refuse to be a traditional husband.

[Gabby Trasser @gtrasss]

I have 2 toys that start playing noise at random on their own but I always chalked it up to a battery malfunction. Today my son’s Hatch white noise machine (plug in) started playing on its own and when I turned it off it started playing again. 100% convinced I have a silly ghost

[Gabby Trasser @gtrasss]

Ever since the Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner divorce stuff came out any Jonas Brother’s song gives me the ick

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

i-

[Gabby Trasser @gtrasss]

Omg going no contact with a family member is actually so hard?? I am so sad and feel so guilty??? It’s like the feeling of years of disrespect and manipulation just evaporated and nothing happened and I am unwell

[Gabby Trasser @gtrasss]

LMAO *bye

[Gabby Trasser @gtrasss]

Today I (respectfully) told my grandpa that I have a really hard time coming over because my grandma always guilt trips me about how I don’t come over enough. Tonight my grandma called me and left me a voicemail basically telling me to fuck off. Lol by old lady 👋🏻

[sabrina @inuteroangel]

my favorite woman dave grohl

[Gabby Trasser @gtrasss]

@camrabbb Shoot I forgot about that trend!! But it totally makes sense now 😭

[Gabby Trasser @gtrasss]

My car insurance just increased from $160 a month (for 2 vehicles) to $296 a month lol I’m gonna throw up

[Gabby Trasser @gtrasss]

@camrabbb I have a Kia but I’m with Farmers 😭😭

[Gabby Trasser @gtrasss]

This costume makes me feel weird and uneasy

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Heidi Klum as a peacock for Halloween. 🦚

[Gabby Trasser @gtrasss]

I can’t watch anything scary anymore EXCEPT if it’s a Netflix original horror tv series with Kate Siegel and Carla Gugino. I’m a sucker for those