Chris

Bears STH, beer liker, metal enjoyer

[Chris @gtx281]

Remember when the Cubs won the World Series and that seemed like it mattered?

[Chris @gtx281]

#cubs

[Chris @gtx281]

@WomenBeingAwful The amount of nerds in the comments who don’t know the 4th hole is very concerning.

[Chris @gtx281]

@GrmelaJulian @kenklippenstein He went so far right, he’s back on the left now 🧲

[Chris @gtx281]

Good preseason = shit regular season

Good job Bears

[Chris @gtx281]

Super Bowl 59 Halftime, sponsored by Ambien

[Chris @gtx281]

@gridironborn @wiltfongjr Virginia also shitcanned the Honey Bears, and her dad was a huge fan of the “dancing girls.” Fuck the McCaskeys.

[Jacob Infante @jacobinfante24]

“Sell the team” chants at Soldier Field

[Chris @gtx281]

@BradBiggs - Why should you believe they'll get it right this time?
• We shouldn’t

- Surprise that Ryan Poles is staying?
• No

- Chances for Thomas Brown to stick?
• Slim

- Trade for a head coach?
• lol

- Do the McCaskeys have self-awareness?
• LOL

[Chris @gtx281]

@BLABBERMOUTHNET I urge Joseph to lick deez nuts. And Fuck PETA.

[Chris @gtx281]

Truly amazing how shitty Joker 2 looks

[Chris @gtx281]

@jacobinfante24 LOL this team is not a contender. Packers and Lions will kill them. Vikings, maybe a split.

Eberflus is trash and never should have been retained. Stop acting like there’s hope for this year.

[Chris @gtx281]

iT aLLoWs Us tO mAkE a MoRe iNfOrMeD dEciSiOn

[Tim Draper @TimDraper]

Wanted to clear something up. I have donated to both the Harris and Trump campaigns. Roughly equal amounts. It allowed my wife and me to meet both candidates and make a more informed decision. I have come to the conclusion that both candidates have their hearts in the right place, and while they would set different paths for America, I am optimistic that either path will be a positive step. I am endorsing both candidates.

[Jordan @iliterate__]

the white sox need to banned from playing baseball for the rest of the season. but not because these things are on purpose. it’s like when you take a senior citizen’s driver’s licence away. they are incompetent to the point where they are a danger to others

[Chris @gtx281]

Imagine spending $45B to post cringe lol what a fucking loser

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Kamala vows to be a communist dictator on day one. Can you believe she wears that outfit!?

[Chris @gtx281]

Lol these idiots have nothing. Next up, her tan suit

[Peter J. Hasson @peterjhasson]

NEW: Kamala Harris’s missing “summer job” at McDonald’s job. Her resume and job application a year after graduating college — @FreeBeacon obtained through FOIA — don’t mention it. Neither do either of her books, or either of the biographies on her. @SaysSimonson @ChuckRossDC and @AndrewKerrNC report:
https://t.co/cKb0649VNe

[Chris @gtx281]

Imagine being excited about preseason wins lol

[Chris @gtx281]

Chicago is great but if you say it’s your fav city, all I’m hearing is you never travel.

[Chris @gtx281]

You thought Millennials were insufferable before? Wait until they inherit Boomer money.

[Chris @gtx281]

When you hear Escape playing on the radio

[Chris @gtx281]

Welp. That’s about the worst thing that can happen to a sports team and its fans. Brutal.