Guacamalia

Fiery as Hell. Just my hair tho.

[Guacamalia @guacamalia]

When you haven’t been on twitter for a while, but see this

[ABQ BioPark @abqbiopark]

That little run, those little rolls, the little dive at the end...we are obsessed! Enjoy this as much as we did recording it! 🦛😍 #ABQBioPark #Zoo #HippoBaby #CutenessOverload #hippo

[Guacamalia @guacamalia]

@neildg Jenn bought me a peanut butter and jelly shot a few years ago made with this and actual jelly. It was the most disgusting thing ever.

[Guacamalia @guacamalia]

Really APD? Crime matters more? You make me sick.

[Guacamalia @guacamalia]

#idiotic #dumb #stupid #ignorant wow my synonyms stop there so maybe I’m the dumb one 🤣🤣🤣

[KOAT.com @koat7news]

Caitlyn Jenner says she's filed paperwork to run for California governor https://t.co/rfOO8DGAvO

[Guacamalia @guacamalia]

@chilecut Um it’s the nice little euphemism still of advanced maternal age...
I could off on some shit tho...don’t get me started.

[Guacamalia @guacamalia]

And his epitaph shall read, “I’m Shock G, the one who put the satin on your panties.”

[Guacamalia @guacamalia]

Costco obsession update: their diapers let me down. I’m so disappointed. Heartbroken really.

[Guacamalia @guacamalia]

@daveswebsite It must stop

[Guacamalia @guacamalia]

I haven’t been on Twitter in so long! I just came on here to tell you that there is a woodpecker getting drunk on my hummingbird juice and it ain’t cool.

[Guacamalia @guacamalia]

@daveswebsite

[Guacamalia @guacamalia]

@lovebern1 Ah the troubles of mom best friend, I git it

[Guacamalia @guacamalia]

Tha fuk?

[Katie Daviscourt 📸 @KatieDaviscourt]

Paris Fashion Week: Rick Owens Spring Collection.

[Guacamalia @guacamalia]

@PaulWhite_ I miss getting all shitfaced on this day. Do people still do that?

[Guacamalia @guacamalia]

I spent most of my morning sleeping and watching this guys tik toks, and I am NOT sad about it.

[Lubalin @lubalin_vibe_co]

internet drama part 5: 15,000 pound horse 🐴

[Guacamalia @guacamalia]

@chilecut I don’t understand your response but this house ...I don’t get. 🤣

[Guacamalia @guacamalia]

@chilecut I saw a final clue on Jeopardy the other night that I swear needed a comma. It had a semicolon though, so I second guessed my punctuation knowledge and let it go.

[Guacamalia @guacamalia]

@chilecut Why does this house only have 3 bedrooms?

[Guacamalia @guacamalia]

@daveswebsite I hate to be a judge mental prick, but if I was with someone who was like, “take my picture while I get the vaccine, and of me holding my vaccine card” I’d say get the fuck out of here with that shiiiiiit

[Guacamalia @guacamalia]

Why would the peanut man need a monocle? Is he inspecting peanuts like diamonds?

[Mr. Peanut @MrPeanut]

Found my monocle. See you soon. 😉

[Guacamalia @guacamalia]

Costco member only savings really doing it for me starting Feb 2.