Heather

Why am I here?

[Heather @guacdaddyy]

@pansyr0t If it makes you feel better, I have stuff in my suitcase from Alaska from last June

[Knut @Knutspild]

Bullshit Englishmen acting more than in Hollywood!

[Heather @guacdaddyy]

@dev1lsminion Color depositing shampoo and conditioner are a godsend too

[Zach @zjfrank13]

I’m a simple guy. I just want to see Taylor Swift in her wedding dress or proof of death from Mitch McConnell. I don’t ask for much.

[Heather @guacdaddyy]

@lindsbeans23 Is this gundam guy

[Heather @guacdaddyy]

@lindsbeans23 When are you just going to make it official

[‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ᴺᴱ͟ᶜ͟ᴿᴼ 𝖒𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗿. ‍ @v9lkarin]

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rocky need fucking break.

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[Heather @guacdaddyy]

@lindsbeans23 Idk why you keep calling her a foster

[Heather @guacdaddyy]

@SoyDanielaPaola You can get a refurbished KitchenAid directly from them for less than $250. Carries the same manufacturer warranty! I was going to buy one before I got one for Christmas 10/10 recommend

[Heather @guacdaddyy]

@AggrendWoW "getting ready to get ready" is basically the definition of classic wow (and I love that)

[Heather @guacdaddyy]

@SoyDanielaPaola I also do this. It's so convenient

[Heather @guacdaddyy]

@lindsbeans23 We're doing one at work as well, and I did my picks based on whose mascot I prefer

[sellen @sellenelle]

i don’t want to see ur pokopia towns if ur an animal crossing new horizons veteran i only wanna see crappy ones that make me feel better about myself

[Heather @guacdaddyy]

@marsargho Ok I'm just going to go FUCK myself then

[greg @greg16676935420]

Seems like Diddy was ahead of the game with stockpiling all that oil

[Heather @guacdaddyy]

@marsargho Waffle House is so slept on

[hunter @3gpmh]

can i get a fucking ETA on “this too shall pass”

[emily bengaltiger 🐈‍⬛ ⚾️ @emilyjobot]

i understand and respect my cat’s right to 5am zoomies, but i do not understand or respect why they need to be *on* me

[Heather @guacdaddyy]

Bridgerton just hurt me. Deeply.

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Did I miss something? Are they not making cotton underwear anymore? Why am I having to go on a treasure hunt for COTTON PANTIES?!