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Six 1/2 time Academy Award viewer. All onions are my own.

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@savannafstone I don’t want to work anymore 🥹 do your things pls you fascist ass cunts

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I was living in China and was offered s*x by this weird haired lady, I was horny and caved in cuz my gf had been denying me sex… turns out “she” was a crossdresser dude who had lured 1000+ men and secretly filmed all of…the videos have leaked :( my wife wants to divorce me now

[Moon Dragon @frozenaesthetic]

Share a piece of lore about yourself

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@anxiousdeluxe Damn Martha 🥵

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Adding me to Close Friends where you exclusively post thirst traps…after ghosting me not once but twice…

tbh i admire u 🤣 that’s some hot shit there

[A A @guacsextra]

For a sec I thought that was Philomena Cunk

[chris @ATR3lDES]

spiderman is somewhere crying in a corner btw

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@dohmygoodnesss @SimuLiu Yeah but this is in America, and I’m sure Simu is not the only Asian person they’ve seen so to put that on any asian man in the audience is pretty lazy if not discriminatory.

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Can @Genius now migrate all song lyrics ever on to here now?

[A A @guacsextra]

3 words and I’m yours

I mean “choke me daddy”

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@m_valentina_gc

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I feel like a hoe. I’m reacting to stories with fire emojis left and right.

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Wordle 209 4/6

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I am officially addicted

[A A @guacsextra]

I’m really high rn at a dinner w relatives i only see once a year

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@Change2Anything I’m mr-i-haven’t-tweeted-in-months, i l basically live here

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@Change2Anything Lol hi heard u lost ur wallet

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Don’t you fucking look at my stories and leave on read i wanna kill you 🥴

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@airjourdan Dejavu, Party, Love on Top, 1+1, Dance for you, Blow, Rocket, Mine, Don’t hurt yourself, Otherside

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I’m drunk and texting all the people I ghosted/ghosted me

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@BusinessInsider @mdgafc

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Really love how everytime i subscribe to an OF my bank calls to confirm the credit card transaction.

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@mdgafc