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two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff

[ren @drtyfngrnails]

@guakqu what about a picture of my raw asshole?

[count fagula @wrathduo]

mfs dont even ask u to hop on the game anymore they jus stare at u like this

[★ @guakqu]

counting or not counting all the words in my canvas submission

[★ @guakqu]

i close my eyes and i see deepslate caves and one diamond 12 blocks up

[★ @guakqu]

im a fool the rubric is titled one page…well shes about to get a 3 page paper 🔥🔥🔥🥲

[★ @guakqu]

my prof evil asf no word count, no page count, no video length, emails me back in 2 words or less, gives me an extension but doesnt extend the assignment on canvas so idk where the hell to put it, sent a email to ask, doesnt ever check their emails and they sent one out today

[★ @guakqu]

my prof evil asf no word count, no page count, no video length, emails me back in 2 words or less, gives me an extension but doesnt extend the assignment on canvas so idk where the hell to put it, sent a email to ask, doesnt ever check their emails and they sent one out today

[★ @guakqu]

headed home to my baby

[★ @guakqu]

men need to stop farting

[ren @drtyfngrnails]

i am gorgeous. i am beautiful. i will get this job. i will be successful. i am awesome and all my friends love me. the universe loves me and wants me to get this job. i am so smart and will pass my next exams. yes i am capable of all.

#affirmationsbitch

[★ @guakqu]

things created post labubu boom gotta go

[liam @avensuka]

when you send your friend some bullshit and here them go “if this is some bullshit” before opening it

[ren @drtyfngrnails]

oh and there’s more.

[★ @guakqu]

how long after sex is it appropriate to bring up uncle pussy

[jazmine 🦈 // jojolion @mysticxxrose]

# uncle pussy

[★ @guakqu]

bros not even ready for auntie penis

[ren @drtyfngrnails]

WHAT IS UNCLE PUSSYYYYY I DONT GET ITTTTTTT 😭😭😭😭😭😓😓😓😫😫

[kory 🧸 @eclipseakgae]

ppl say u cant miss a day on this app when its actually 8 hours why the fuck is everyone tweeting about uncle pussy

[★ @guakqu]

I AM A FUCKING PHILOSOPHER GOD DAMNIT IM JUST STUCK LISTENING TO SOCRATES AND GORGIAS

[★ @guakqu]

@nythorin #watdatmean

[★ @guakqu]

#trimday

[★ @guakqu]

fuckkk got no shillings to my name