MICHAƎL

he/him

[MICHAƎL @guamalum]

mentally i’m: 😼😸😹😿

[camel :-) @dustytit]

My (34M) Wife (31F) and I Are Getting Divorced Over Differing Playstyles in Stardew Valley

[fuck @greaserburger]

Y’all sexualized the word daddy too much my kids gonna have to call me YBG Don

[Allie @searobbing]

if it’s fake then how come this image is real

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

(forgetting the phrase "waxing poetic") dude quit waning gibbous

[just E @redhotdisabled]

somebody bring d.a.r.e. back but for AI

[Chris @citehchris]

maybe putting 500mg of caffeine in your body will help with your anxiety. there’s really no way to know

[Clem 🏆 @TheClemReport]

This was my favorite scene from Spider-Man. You really felt the heart of both characters

[angel @angelshit]

I hired that mosquito to bite you

[mia @httpsosweet]

If we were two little snails I would reach over from my cherry to your cherry just to give you a kiss

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

tony soprano summer (making no progress in therapy, eating ice cream sundaes, staring forlornly at swimming pools, watching old movies)

[Rusty 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ImSmilingRn]

Feudal lord with ocd having to open and close his drawbridge 6 times before he can sleep

[ひ @foulestench]

in sea of monsters, percy jackson completes the quests of the entire odyssey in like a week which took odysseus 20 years
i know my goat

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

who up clenching their jaw

[rage baiting aggy @DfishAfish]

Who the FUCK texting me

[scar 🗡️ @cerseidefender]

smoking a joint with brienne of tarth and she says thank you each time it's passed to her

[🏈 emily🌲 @emilyofeasttx]

Texans: “when will the construction on I-35 be done?”

Construction workers on I-35:

[sarina @sariverse]

Thank you God for another day 🙏 Let’s get this 12 hour screen time

[nathan @sxnsof]

the best shot in cinema history?

[Leaving A Stain On Your Couch @tom_on_here]

A movie called “Weapons” is atop the box office but in this sad crazy world a movie named “Love” would never do the same