Guano J

[Miguel @TDMikeG]

te hice cartas que nunca te voy a dar, pero son tuyas

[Laura @Ulma_diez]

Pregúntale a alguien
que haya perdido un amor
cuántas horas tiene una noche.

Laura Villegas

[gabbriale 💋 @gabbysimonee1]

sometimes i feel bad for the resentment i have towards certain people then remember it didn’t build itself

[sean #ExtendBoNix @Haurmeya]

Ethan yelling “think of the kids” before Hila beat him up was not the smartest thing to say to an IDF soldier

[KE$T @Kestmane00]

Invest in your disappearance my nigga

[Pilgrim @VLONEPREDATOR]

the post nut clarity after cheating on your wife of 15 years and the mother of your 3 kids has to be insane

[BellatorDomini @jay21547959]

More people are addicted to weed because true alcoholism takes incredible willpower

[ཀི་ཨ་པཱ་ཏྲ། ★ @veryintensegirl]

hate conversational bad faith. i’m trying to understand u and you’re trying to defeat me. we are participating in two entirely different activities

[𝐂𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐎𝐒 🇪🇸 @Diegocalle_15]

Dos hombres, un mismo destino, comerse el mundo

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

what doesn't kill you makes you quieter.

[Frases aleatórias em baixa qualidade @fraseslowqualit]

Nada do que voce faz por amor e idiota. O constrangimento e apenas o preco de se ter um coracao

[orozco @aangelsmoothh]

ya ni siquiera me enoja, solo pienso que es muy triste que esto sea así

[Rowan Fornow 🚵🚉🏙️🦣🇵🇸 @rowanfornow]

Worst part of the Halloween season by far is putting the fentanyl and razor blades in the Snickers. It's so much work and I feel like the kids never even notice anyway. Not sure I'll even bother this year.

[ned! @nedsore]

Some people have a "backup" person if they lose their current partner.

I have a backup Plan and its kill my self immediately

[Lu for Alaska @luinalaska]

If my husband cheated on me I’d be heartbroken.

If my husband cheated on me with an employee who I let hang out with our kids I’d be irate.

If my husband dressed me and his side chick as thing 1 and thing 2 for Halloween in front of a global audience I’d gut him like a pig.