Guardian Armory

We are the pew pew kings. Buhleeve dat. But seriously, we're a veteran owned, family operated class 3 FFL with the lowest prices around. Get at us.

[Guardian Armory @guardarmory]

Facebook unpublished our main page as of last night. Long story short, as much as we personally despise everything Facebook stands for, the populace is addicted to it, so our backup page is:

https://t.co/OuL4NiTPC3

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@T00ManyCommies Indeed, which makes me wonder, at a certain level of power and realizing the reality of mutually assured destruction, these oligarchs just go through the motions to keep appearances up.

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That's right. Merica, Punisher skulls, and thinly veiled attempts at making concealed gun storage wall cabinets out of pallets that you wood burnt a 3% emblem on. That's what it's all about.

#guardarmory

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The questions isn't why you should need a SxS coach gun with rabbit ears...it's why you don't already have one. Apparently, it's also why you don't want ChikFilA sauce.

Bread and circuses.

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@T00ManyCommies Bosch 4 lyfe.

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@Lun4Fa3 That's super cool of you, but unfortunately the tickets are gone. If you want to donate directly to the charity, the link is below. Thanks.

https://t.co/rqQ2edBayy

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We have 21 tickets left at 2 bucks each. Raffling a Ruger LCPII. All proceeds benefit the Richard Sheltra Memorial Foundation, which is a scholarship for first responders. Link:

https://t.co/rqQ2edBayy

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Beretta 1301 Tactical Mod2, in perfect peanut butter FDE. If the standard 1301 is the Cadillac, this is the Rolls Royce of tactical shottys. Come see for yourself, and bring some blue cheese with you. 1849. #highend #guardarmory #beretta #hellyuhborther

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The simple beauty of a 10mm Tisas D10 is only made better by its 599 price tag. #gitrekthaters #guardarmory

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@Beretta_USA 1301 Tactical MOD2 in house now #guardarmory

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@T00ManyCommies At least 90% for real tho.

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Blurring the distinction between long guns and handguns. The Smiff and Western 686+ 7". Bodacious. #pewpewkings

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Type 56 underfolder. Shore is purty. Priced to move at 1250 cash out the door. Hand selected by mini Chuck, so you know it's a keeper.

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If you're just tuning in, we are a combat veteran-owned and famiry operated brick and mortar crass 3 FFL outside of Charrotte, NC. Ret us know if we can herp you.

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@wahooker It's a 100% synthetic gun lube. No chickens were used in the pricess, unless you count the ones in the Chicken Supremes I had from Bojangles while designing the label.

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Today is the day we roll out our in-house gun lube. The critics are unanimous: "It's the best gun lube we have never used!", and "If you have problems with dryness and itch, you're gonna need this gun lube!" Buy now, only 3.99!

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Hot dang these doughnuts are good. Running low on some items. Have one left of some others. Come see us soon. We are here till 7. Git it BoRthER!!

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@T00ManyCommies Bring it by sometime if you are in the area and we can check it out. Nothing a little slap with a sledgehammer won't fix.

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Hey brohans and brohanettes, hope ya'll are having a nice and peaceful day. Don't forget, tomorrow we are open 9-7 and sales abound, because strange things are afoot at the Circle K. Party on, dudes. In the meantime, here's a PPS43. Also have a fat brick of ammo for it.