ermn maye dittmann

Róisín/34/Cleveland/only here because the Guardians refuse to establish a Bluesky presence

go birds

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THERE RUNS

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@CleGuardians DFA Gaddis

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@Zero2Turbo it looks brachycephalic

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@guardsmaxxing this is Tugboat Wilkinson erasure

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@BeisbolScout @whitesox

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@Orix_Buffaloes 来年、エスピノザが再びプレーする姿を見るのが待ちきれません！

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go "thrive" to your heart's content in Seattle, bud

[Camryn Justice @camijustice]

#Guardians manager Stephen Vogt on the team's mindset heading to Chicago and facing elimination:

"Backs against the wall, this is where this team thrives. You don't want to be in this position; I'm not going to sugarcoat it. We've backed ourselves into a corner, we know that. But if there's anything I know about this group of guys is that we love challenges like this.

We're going to embrace it. We're not going to sulk, we're not going to feel sorry for ourselves. We're going to come ready to play on Wednesday. We know what's ahead of us, we got to go win three in a row but that starts with one at a time on Wednesday."

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my one request to the @whitesox is that they make Wednesday's game a nice merciful blowout and keep it under 2 hours

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@JacobsFieldRBW the man is just completely and thoroughly incompetent at managing pitching

either he needs to fuck off to Seattle or hand off every single pitching decision to Carl

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@CleGuardians every hitting-related coach in the entire organization needs to be sent packing, burn it all down to the root and start over

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@ValeraSZN you forgot Cade

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@RyanDay2Heaven finally, the answer to "what if Ben Shapiro was somehow even more racist"

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@benlivelyfan every single hitting-related coach in our system, from Dominican Summer League to the bigs needs a pink slip, it's an organizational failure at all levels

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@CpjWrld trade Gavin then

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save me Xzavion Curry and Enyel de los Santos

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this bullpen almost makes me long for the absolute garbage pen we had in 2023

[Always the Jake - Guards 16% FC @JacobsFieldRBW]

Stephen Vogt with his stupid perverted platoon fetish all year and leaves Erik Sabrowski in to face a third consecutive right-hander after being absolute piss for the entire inning

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@chispilix03515 coulda sworn that was Long John Baldry as Prince John there, but it's Kevin Michael Richardson

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@buffys