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small thread of photos i took of this guy tonight

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@elusjn No

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my online social life for the past 5 years has been a cycle of joining new servers and trying to make friends and then failing and not learning anything

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first one, pretty easy, attendance is mandatory but my grade is high... second one, i can tell my group mates i feel like shit.... third one, i'll look at lecture slides later... fourth one, i'll make it work

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going through all of my 4 classes i have in the morning and individually justifying how i could sleep through all of them

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why is the average person's conception of a public bathroom a place where you go to chat with your friends

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probably like 75% of my tweets get filtered out before i hit send because i realize nobody gaf

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@tirsikitty 15 i have never been wrong on anything ever

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@tirsikitty

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@elusjn i killed it

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people who do the "everybody hates me you hate me" shtick and are actually one of the most loved and trusted members of the server displease me

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@elusjn bro really said server is he a discord phonk speed ohio sigma blud rizz 💀☠️🏴‍☠️🦨

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going through my camera roll and i found this what was i thinking

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@woormystew @chenxisolos D:

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@chajnsawgirl i guess

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if i was a woman id be attracted to springtrap

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instead of doing your assignments at a regular pace, simply do them all at once every 2 weeks. this lets you spend the same amount of free time but get at least three times the anxiety over not completing them

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everytime someone suddenly likes one of my tweets from 2 years ago it makes me a little excited

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you have months where you forget about static electricity and you have days where you get hit by it 5 times

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the urge to follow literally everyones priv (the guy that nobody invited)