Gubi

[gul @goths4jesus]

When you finally accept that someone you gaf about doesnt gaf about you

[Profesora @Profesora0]

I remember when I lost my job and I looked at myself in the mirror after crying and said “Steve jobless” and I started laughing so hard I cried some more

[˚˖𐦍˖˚ @Blvebvrriess]

most jobs are not actually 'hard' Outside highly technical fields like engineering or surgery, a huge chunk of what people do at work is learnable without a degree. Give someone 3 months of proper training and watch how many “qualified” roles suddenly stop looking so special.

[B-R-K @b_r_khan_]

“A whore is just a girl with man’s morals”

[nerd with adhd @sidinkd]

that's why im on twitter, everyone is either su*ci*al or horny or political.

[Uselu Park Chairman @StatiQfit]

Back in Uni one of the craziest thing a female friend ever done to me is ask me if I had feelings for her and when I said yes she told me she only saw me as a friend. Mind you I was on my own when she called me.

[snıpoɹO @ororify]

mehaboobs😭😭

[Ada is a girl💗 @faveda12]

when you buy an alarm clock from Afghanistan and it starts counting backwards

[Janani Ravichandran @jananiRchandran]

And board says ‘Mudra’ 🤣

[deviii @deviii9999]

When you thought someone was waving at you but it was actually to someone behind you

[Boba__tea🩶 @lol_izzokay]

Bus la kooda thirukural irukra state ku ena oru downfall pch

[Tosho @richtosho]

Here’s a practical lock-in guide for Sept 1 – Dec 31

[*DeX* 🩵 @soulanchortz]

when the voice note doesn't record and you have to laugh again

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

I guess

[liminal @Liminal1988]

Be an "oh well" person.