Marc

prone to bad decisions with good outcomes ak & pdx

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Mahal Kita means I love you in Filipino but Mahal also translates to "expensive" and I think that's beautiful

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this inflation shit got me feeling like i’m shopping in bethel still

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adulthood is really weird, i woke up in a cold sweat cuz I had a dream I got into a fender bender and it made my car insurance premiums go way the fuck up

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it’s so hot in portland rn that even the goths are wearing shorts

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Best Disney TV Sitcom?

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How to make money on the stock market:

Step 1: Follow @elonmusk on Twitter
Step 2: 📈Stonks📈
Step 3: 💰Profit 💰

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I haven’t logged into my bank account in more then a month. I’m not ready for that guilt yet

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Why is Mitch McConnell allowed to be the Senate Minority leader? Clearly he is white and not a minority

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Where is Kendall Jenner when you need her?

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These people def do not live in Bethel if they think this 😂

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@kenzie_rose8 You’re just jealous you’re not a demigod

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My Dad didn’t leave me. He just couldn’t be around mortals and had to go back to Mount Olympus.

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Ladies, could you please stop asking Santa for a perfect boyfriend for Christmas. It’s the fourth time this week he’s tried to kidnap me

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@maadisenelise If the powers out then, how they gonna see to work on it?

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

I did something today.

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I wonder what Gibbys thinking about rn

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“What drugs are we testing out?” is not the appropriate response when asked if you’re willing to do a drug test for a job

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@boogie907 then my squad sucks for not giving me call outs

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After we die go to the gulag to be tested for reincarnation

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Can I use Trident Layers Gum ™ to pay for only fans?