Mare

save the drama for hell

[Mare @guccimar3]

I said “mark my words” and you don’t seem to be marking them

[Mare @guccimar3]

There’s something special about every girl in a bar belting Pink Pony Club at the top of their lungs

[Mare @guccimar3]

Can someone please notify Alli that his name is RFK not JFK

[Mare @guccimar3]

How has Bowan Yang not been on the White Lotus yet ?

[Mare @guccimar3]

@mccrystal_alex They need to book him for Sunday too

[Mare @guccimar3]

Hurry I need to speak to someone who cares as much about this as I do!!!!!!!!!

[rom-com archive @romcomarchive]

donald petrie, director of ‘how to lose a guy in 10 days’ and ‘miss congeniality’, has signed on to direct ‘the last resort’, a rom com written by karen mccullah, writer of ‘10 things i hate about you’, ‘legally blonde’, and ‘she’s the man’

[Mare @guccimar3]

I love on a Monday when I get on a call with a coworker and they aren’t even from Philly but they still know to greet me with a “Go Birds”, really feels like they get me ya know @Eagles

[Mare @guccimar3]

@latenightwithjk Hi, I got an invite to the taping but we live over an hour away and the tickets say first come first served. Is there a huge pool invited ? What really are our chances of getting in? TY ILY

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Donald Trump — the twice impeached former president, Jan. 6 coup leader, convicted felon, adjudicated sexual abuser, and man who mismanaged the 2020 economic implosion and coronavirus disaster that killed more than 1 million people in this country — has convinced American voters to give him another term in the White House.

🔗 https://t.co/41sRvIxLmT

[Mare @guccimar3]

What’s Harris and Walz’s plan for giving us information on the Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo adaption?!?! The people want to know !!!

@people @nytimesbooks

[Mare @guccimar3]

@aramnotagoat I think you’d like this @KateAustin_ 😂

[Mare @guccimar3]

Brat friggen summer babyyyyyyyy

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Packed crowd erupts into chants of "WE’RE NOT GOING BACK” when Vice President Harris mentions Trump’s Project 2025

[Mare @guccimar3]

@Nespresso Petition for it to be year round because WOW it’s incredible !!!! 😮‍💨

[Mare @guccimar3]

Also hi @Nespresso

[Mare @guccimar3]

Hi @NespressoUSA any chance you have some Maple Pecan pods laying around you can send my way? I missed another order of them before their limited edition window closed 🥲😢🥺😩 #ily

[Mare @guccimar3]

Hi @NespressoUSA any chance you have some Maple Pecan pods laying around you can send my way? I missed another order of them before their limited edition window closed 🥲😢🥺😩 #ily

[Mare @guccimar3]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN @Beyonce 😫🥹😫🥹😫🥹😫

[Mare @guccimar3]

Ok this is so funny #Grammys

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

you have got to be fucking kidding

[Mare @guccimar3]

I love you @sza #GRAMMYs

[Mare @guccimar3]

Luke and Tracy just became a top #grammys moment for me. That duet will be heavily on my rotation 🥹

[Mare @guccimar3]

Maybe the earth is healing

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Jon Stewart is ready to carry election season on his back with his return to "The Daily Show."

More: https://t.co/U7acuDwtZX