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Jon Anik was right.

[CDN @guccimata]

Just saw a cop with those stupid ass fake freckles. Looked like she asked someone to bend over and cough and they shat themselves.

[CDN @guccimata]

@DiamondElbows I thought we were friends? Wtf man

[huffy @sulkingtime]

filming yourself screwing around for 5 hours until we finally get the reveal of the hands of the woman doing the chores that make the aforementioned 5 hours of screwing around possible is pure narrative perfection

[CDN @guccimata]

Worked 14 hours outside today. I never signed up for this blue collar shit, bless everyone who did. Anyways communism seems chill. I could vibe with some communism rn.

[CDN @guccimata]

I just made the most divine whisky sour with this pecan rye

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She eepy

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Look at this tt edit i just saw

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Woulda thought 90 would do it

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@Los_Olivados Hive mind

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I got the cracker premium ™ hair

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@flopoutatyacrib How often do you wake up putting your pillow in an arm triangle? Do you hip heist out of bed? Limp leg out of clingy covers?

[CDN @guccimata]

When ur tryna sleep but the judge is monologuing at the campfire. Stop captivating me! Im trying to captivate some shut eye buddy.

[CDN @guccimata]

I got the cracker premium ™ hair

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I do this too, probably the only good thing about being stressed 24/7

[sona @swiftlydunphy]

fun fact about my mom she literally doesn't use alarms. like she just thinks about what time she wants to wake up, and her body just... does it? she doesn't even take her phone upstairs and just has a clock in her room

[CDN @guccimata]

@flopoutatyacrib Who can say? Not me! I cant say. I actually dont know! 😀

[CDN @guccimata]

@jojodangerfd 26-28. Never had the impression that youre younger than me

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@flopoutatyacrib Thank fuck im not at work

[CDN @guccimata]

Cat broke my bottle of le labo i want to cry

[CDN @guccimata]

Just got hit with the “only for you sir” nonexistent discount at the headshop hell yeah bro

[CDN @guccimata]

@flopoutatyacrib Just li- wait shit hold on