Guccimaybe

the coolest (cat) dad in the neighborhood

[Elijah Wood @elijahwood]

For the first time yesterday, I experienced the new @alamodrafthouse QR code ordering system and I can tell you it’s truly awful. Rather than making ordering food and drink more efficient, it actually adds steps to the process AND if you want to order additional items during the film you HAVE to open your phone. No, your cute reference to that irony in your How To Alamo video doesn’t negate how ridiculous this is. Please don’t cut corners with your staff and revert back to physical menus and order cards.

[adept @adeptxo]

Thundergirth <Creamy Backshots>

[S @even_steven8tht]

America is such a fascinating place because this man is providing a service that actually materially benefits people, arguably what the government is designed to do, and you will still see articles upon articles trying to convince you he’s actually doing a bad thing.

[​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 @sunnkssdseraph]

I think the hardest part of the current political climate is realizing how many people are actually just evil.
Not misinformed or uneducated... just openly and happily enjoying other people's suffering.

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

women receive more shame for consensual sex than men do for rape

[Twitless @TwitlessComics]

The point of John Henry isn't that he triumphs. He doesn't. He dies and he does not stop progress.

The victory is in the defiance. The resistance. The struggle.

John Henry shows us that our spirit matters just as much as the end result, if not more so.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Now that Obama’s poll numbers are in tailspin – watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran. He is desperate.

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

An I.C.E Agent ordered a cameo from us wanting to say how I.C.E isn’t dangerous and I.C.E doesn’t hurt people but we declined the order because…

We hate I.C.E!

[PotatoMcWhiskey @PotatoMcWhiskey]

"we ended diversity, equity and inclusion in America" the rapist murderer pedophile dictator said pedophilicly to thunderous applause

[Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek]

Nixon was forced to resign the Presidency, the first person ever to do so, because he covered up a botched break-in to steal some intel from his opposition. The GOP itself turned on him. They knew there were lines a President can't cross.

50 yrs later, they're hiding child rape.

[Samuel Sinyangwe @samswey]

1% of people arrested by ICE have been accused of sexual assault while 24% of Trump’s Cabinet, including Trump himself, have been accused of sexual assault or have personally visited Epstein Island. And that’s just what’s been publicly released and reported, with millions of documents and emails still hidden.

[Zorie³ @ZorieZorieZorie]

I have this working theory that replicants, the ones from Blade Runner, yeah they exist now.

And not in the sense that there's literally bioengineered machine humans walking amongst us, more so in the sense that there's lots of people now who's thought process, creativity, emotion regulation, and critical thinking skills have been hijacked and replaced by generative AI like ChatGPT, Grok, Gemini, etc. so their ability to think now is forever-dependant from a machine.

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

This is the interview Donald Trump didn’t want you to see.

His FCC refused to air my interview with Stephen Colbert.

Trump is worried we’re about to flip Texas.

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Woody Harrelson, "We have a guy running this country who has unearthed a lot of bigotry, a lot of racism"

"And it seems to be more virulent than ever"

"It seems like we're going backwards"

"I wish there was a way to get rid of that son of a b*tch and get in a great president"

"It doesn't seem like that's going to happen"

"And I don't know how he's going to continue to ferment hate"

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

To be clear about what this depicts: An immigration officer threw a woman onto the ground. Alex Pretti, a registered nurse on scene as a legal observer, is filming and goes to help the woman up. He is then pepper sprayed and thrown to the ground for no discernible reason. Many officer surround and assault him; one removes his firearm, which police say appears to have been legally registered. They then execute him with a hail of bullets.

They are, objectively speaking, both cowards and criminals, while Pretti is what we teach people an American ought to be.

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@JDVance Your life is an all-time justification of post-birth abortion.

Thanks for the invitation to criticize you and your fellow administration of Pedophile Rapists. What a sorry excuse for a father, husband, vice-president, Human, and Mammal.

Suck this country's collective dick.

[Guccimaybe @guccimaybe]

@realMikeLindell Fucking freaks

[Mageba @Mageba4k]

They aint lying they og😭🔥🔥

[Miilato @litteralyme0]

How I expect a single glass of water to perform against the 20 beers I had earlier