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Hard chirps directed towards the University of Minnesota Twin Cities hockey nation

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Biggest beauty at the Minnesota Twins game

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French medieval pragmatic maxim is: "Consider

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@SportsCenter Ant Edwards has ROTY 🔒 post more responsibly

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@seth_lowe_ @CodyFrancez Oh please, you are either on the spectrum or just have short term memory. I said I would revisit this thread, and it only took a day to make you look like a total moron. I’d keep going, but I’ll save you the embarrassment since your girl looks like a dog 🐶 #HoldTheL #WoodWoof

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@seth_lowe_ @CodyFrancez Wow, you guys look even more out of touch after Kap’s performance tonight! Didn’t imagine that was possible, but here we are. Hold the L and have fun watching the Wild in the playoffs 🤝

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@CodyFrancez @seth_lowe_ I brought up +/- because the basis of this whole argument was you telling me to “look at the stats.” Yikes, you are either illiterate or just a flat out idiot at this point! Hold the L and call it a night you asshat 🤝

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@seth_lowe_ @CodyFrancez Cute of you to chime in because Cody The Virgin texted you and told you to reply to this tweet. Robertson was -4 tonight against the worst team in NHL. What do the advanced stats say about that? Tough scene. I’ll revisit this thread when Kap wins the Calder 🥱 #Dash4 #LightWork

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@CodyFrancez Claims Robertson has better stats than Kaprizov, doesn’t even know what the stats are 🤣 great rebuttal! That’s a winning argument if I’ve ever heard of one! 👎🏼

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@CodyFrancez @Nick9443 @SaadYousuf126 @RussoHockey @hayyyshayyy You must be new to the game of hockey. For one, stats don’t always tell the story. Go ask any expert, they’ll tell you that. Two, Kap has better stats than Robertson virtually across the board minus PPG (.04 difference, HUGE 😑) and assists (a whopping 2 more!!!). 🤡 take guy.

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@RKrochmalnyckyj @Drew_R_T @Jared_Carrabis Whatever helps you sleep at night, virgin? All I know is when you’re sleeping, it won’t be with somebody else 👍🏼 #Jergens

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@Drew_R_T @RKrochmalnyckyj @Jared_Carrabis 😂😂😂 with a mug like yours I wouldn’t be throwing stones from glass houses, virgin. Do a face swap app with your pooch and maybe you’ll find yourself some action!

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@Drew_R_T @Jared_Carrabis One of these asswipes on every Nelly Cruz homer. He lives rent free in your head, virgin!

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@chinqomnious @UNDmhockey So what would you call the North Dakota fanbase not acknowledging their new nickname and still chanting the old one? Not racist? Dohkay, loser. You know there is a reason they changed the name, right? Get over it you pathetic bum.

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@chinqomnious @Zach_Driscoll @UNDmhockey You are the Fighting Hawks now, however. The failure to acknowledge that by the fanbase is one of the most pathetic things in all sports. Does St. John’s University still call themselves Redman? No, they are the Red Storm these days. Get over it, you are no longer The Sue #racist

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@chinqomnious @Zach_Driscoll @UNDmhockey If you are a racist, then yes, Sioux it is. If you are literate, Fighting Hawks. Get with the times.

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@salgood40 @JaceRomano Careful @JaceRomano, the Fighting Cousin Humper defenders are in full force this morning!