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vegan moon blob ♡ she/her

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I would LOVE to match your energy but I truly don’t think you could handle it 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Officially entering my

✨clean goblin era✨

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If I had the energy to write an essay, it would be about how Michael Scott is based on Michael Jackson

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Captain EO is Michael Jackson’s Threat Level: Midnight !!!

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Oh, beHOOVE

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Phở and ramen are different in the same way that saimin and ramen are different.

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Chummy as thieves

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“He looks like he’s been to war”

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Sometimes you fiddle
Sometimes you faddle

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Spicy Utot, new band name

[aemg @AliciaMillerr]

SiuSiuCiCi

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“Why do my socks smell like Serrano bowl…and not in an edible way?”

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Birdwatching is like analog Pokémon go

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“I can't wait to have fun on my day off”

Me on my day off :

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@caelanhugs I’m still unclear how they expect us to use them 🤷🏻‍♀️

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“That guy’s just a B class actor. He’s no Paul Rudd.”

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It’s the eternal reward for me

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Excuse me?!

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I ate my first crumpet the other day and it’s already hitting the top foods list

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The pink sauce is this generation’s green ketchup

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“I’ve been really digging having quesadillas whenever I want.”