Guess_Whooo

He punched a hole in the moon for me, it was pretty crazy

[﹆ @flowzki]

assassinating bad and corrupt political leaders suddenly.

[🦢 @ZainabSana2622]

I don’t care if that girl snorted coke with one nostril, meth with the other, injected heroin, ate a mushroom, smoked a joint, and did a keg stand booty butt naked in front of the entire frat house—she did not deserve to be assaulted.

[‏ً @itsnwts]

Let me make this crystal clear. Jane Doe should NEVER be publicly identified. We don't want her name. We WANT the names of the 57 “men” who were complicit.

[Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin]

You know who's more dangerous than undocumented immigrants?

Rapist frat boys who grow up to occupy powerful positions in government.

[jean @itsallbollocks]

And for the lady, a fucking break.

[Roony @Roonysters]

I wish my parents could have added some nepo to the tism they gave me

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION WANTS PEOPLE TO RELEASE THEIR BIRTH CERTIFICATE TO PROVE THAT THEY ARE NOT UNDOCUMENTED.

I WANT THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION TO RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES TO PROVE THAT TRUMP AND HIS FRIENDS ARE NOT PEDOPHILES 🙄

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

It’s always “I’m hot” but never “trees can cool cities up to 10 degrees”.

[blue @bluewmist]

you'll always be 'young' in someone's eyes and 'old' in someone else's eyes,
'talented' to a friend and 'terrible' to another. the world's never gonna agree on a definition of what you are, so you might as well ignore that shit and be whatever the fuck you wanna be for yourself

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Someone spent thousands of dollars to get this shit made btw.

[shanny @_Shanny_4]

“The government doesn't owe you anything!”
Buddy, I pay taxes.
The government damn well owes me a LOT.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

The fact that billionaires still want more money should be studied by the same people who study serial k!lłers.

[jezz @JezziiB]

Ok so here’s how it works
Dads with daughters: Women’s restroom.
Moms with daughters: Women’s restroom.
Dads with sons: Men’s restrooms.
Mothers with sons: Women’s restroom.
Hope that helps.

[Mak @mak_aura]

Because Britney and Whitney knew how it felt.

[Michael @TheMG3D]

I don’t blame them 😭

[💗 @ma1ybe]

if he doesn't win a noble peace prize I'm losing it

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

You MUST by all means develop a strong opinion of yourself so you don't end up internalizing the beliefs others have of you.

[isha @MibshaD]

*uterus sheds its lining and REGENERATES itself every month*

“a human organ that can self-regenerate - hmm… that’s not interesting at all, let’s never study this.”

-the medical community

[Guess_Whooo @guess_wh000]

I'm sorry you were crying but now I'm crying too, why'd this have to find me on my period 🥺😭

[jax @brokeurtooth]

silently crying in the back of my uber and the driver turned around and gave me this stick of gum before saying in broken english “u will be okay tomorrow, today u can be sad”

[jax @brokeurtooth]

silently crying in the back of my uber and the driver turned around and gave me this stick of gum before saying in broken english “u will be okay tomorrow, today u can be sad”