Mystery Madness feels like it’s missing something. Like the final summoning should go to a gorilla. One that’s super smart AND from the moon. He’d even have a short range toggle tesla cannon and a cool dome shield.
consuming deadlock art while knowing nothing about deadlock is so fun because why is this unemployed dragon gargoyle latina at a job interview after she just saved harlem from the mafia like batman
donald trump on stage standing oddly rigid, bright red, bubbles appearing at the corner of his mouth: o. buba. and joeb ideb.
the crowd: woo
twelve year old boy who will run ICE in five years: thank you, mein fuhrer!
donald trump, head oozing: hulkamania