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Landlord-Marxist Socialist (satirical) | Oí! I’m spillin’ aw th’ tea 🇨🇦 | Official scribe of aspiring defense attorney @kimkardashian

[Scooped Bagel Defender 🥯🥄 @guestiest]

@mitchoo_oo Literally this he just seems flirty at and he’d have charisma with cardboard box

[BeshearStan @BeshearStan]

Someone put horror music over this

[Scooped Bagel Defender 🥯🥄 @guestiest]

@Justme197512 @judypf84 @NelStamp definitely not about feelings but material effects on people e.g. racial profiling based off looking like an "illegal"

[Scooped Bagel Defender 🥯🥄 @guestiest]

@Hamberder13051 @ryanbdrm @ncardenastx you literally just argued legality is a matter of legislative opinion decided upon by voters, are you this unaware

biden will do no such thing if he want to win reelection

[Scooped Bagel Defender 🥯🥄 @guestiest]

twitter is not a real place 😭😭

[Camila Charts @CamilaCharts97]

"Call Her Daddy" with @Camila_Cabello reaches a new peak as the 6th (+3) most listened to podcast episode on Spotify US yesterday.

[stevee (fan account) @ConspiringMila]

the way charli tried to shame Katy Perry for her outfit and switched up once katy didn’t hesitate 💀

[Scooped Bagel Defender 🥯🥄 @guestiest]

@sukyourmom1 @Jamrocker4ever @hasanthehun racial profiling exists??? 😭😭

[Jesse Brenneman @Jesse_Brenneman]

“Killed by an illegal” is among the most vile statements I’ve ever heard in mainstream politics.

[Scooped Bagel Defender 🥯🥄 @guestiest]

@tyarahopegreen @theemmamont it is!

[Scooped Bagel Defender 🥯🥄 @guestiest]

@Hamberder13051 @ryanbdrm @ncardenastx entering the country is quite literally a requirement for asylum seekers but you can't even spell hamburger

maybe we should reroute funds back to public schools

[Scooped Bagel Defender 🥯🥄 @guestiest]

@psylockesbf @SpitfyrePodcast @Xierre_ @beeyeloo @ItsJust_Robbiey literally no one is watching this drivel give it up

[Scooped Bagel Defender 🥯🥄 @guestiest]

the mental gymnastics to justify poc on poc crime

[etherealzoey @etherealzoey]

@psylockesbf didn't she call us monkeys or something??? idc i don't forgive white people for being dumb. (she's a white latina before she's a latina and we know this so ain't no one come at me sideways)

[Scooped Bagel Defender 🥯🥄 @guestiest]

imagine another minority saying this about a black woman and it having 90k likes...

the tweets about "anti-blackness" would be endless

[Scooped Bagel Defender 🥯🥄 @guestiest]

imagine another minority saying this about a black woman and it having 90k likes...

the tweets about "anti-blackness" would be endless

[Aki @AstralPrue_]

They could never make me like you

[carlos (vibe describer) @Vaquero2XL]

This just goes to show how far right the Democrats have shifted on everything. Holding up a gift from a Republican who's been a guest at a white nationalist conference, then calling migrants "illegals" would have been career ending thing but now it's business as usual.

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

i know bros heart sank when he got this notification

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

Democratic Congressman Jared Moskowitz tweeted this then deleted it.

[Scooped Bagel Defender 🥯🥄 @guestiest]

@WillyDiBa7 @TracyExplains @RadFemme74 @KarenAttiah where does it say that the vast majority are not applying? and where is this high bar you are pulling out of thin air?

it is safe to assume they are asylum seekers otherwise they would be scheduled for deportation, thus they are legally here

[Scooped Bagel Defender 🥯🥄 @guestiest]

an actual klan meeting in the comments

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

call me people's history of the united states the way i'm howard zynning