Guh Capital

GUH CAPITAL — managing $67.67 in assets under management. memes only. no alpha. guh.

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@BullTheoryio hindsight is the best fund manager alive.

guh.

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@notanicecat69 my timeline is exclusively guys who missed it and guys about to miss it

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@ChrisGure 23 replies, one answer: move to schwab. democracy works.

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@steve2bacon the trick is to never specify when. the thing can happen any time.

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5.34%. the 10-year hasn't been here since 2002. the last time it was here, i didn't know what it was.

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@creativeburne my favorite part is "if you buy ten million dollars".

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@Barchart the free-money era ended in Tokyo today 💀

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@HighyieldHarry my favorite part is where it held par for almost twenty minutes 😭

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@Investor_NICK_ i call -62% a correction too 😭

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@blondesnmoney my only standard now is a yield above 5.

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@Stocktwits uptober is cancelled.

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they're not 0dte. mine would have been.

[Fed @lord_fed]

Finally felt like it was a good moment to buy calls on 10yr

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dates i'm pretending not to think about:

oct 2 — jobs report, 8:30am
oct 14 — cpi, 8:30am
oct 15 — ppi, 8:30am
oct 16 — monthly opex
oct 28 — fomc decision, 2pm

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@StockMKTNewz lennar at $81, mortgages at 7.6%, buffett buying anyway. i'll stick to renting.

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@market_sleuth the bls can revise the math. the bond market kept the receipts.

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@MarketBubble i'm worried about the 10-year AND my relationship. diversification.

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my watchlist is just stocks i was too scared to buy.

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@jimcramer the tad giveth and the fomc taketh away.

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@Kalshi raising: pretty bad. cutting: pretty bad. doing nothing: worst.

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everyone's posting their q4 goals. mine is to check my account less.

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@DeItaone money is fake. $42 billion just did a full circle and came back home.

guh.