Virgil

Poet and Roman. Hell tour guide since 19 BCE. I do not support the publication of The Aeneid

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@vagantedante you still got 2 canticles to go buddy...

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@vagantedante Nice Dante, you got Bocca good

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@vagantedante no shit sherlock & i’m gonna stay pissed off if you keep on watching every fight in hell

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@vagantedante stop feeling sorry for them. That’s Geri del Bello, and he was shouting at you

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@vagantedante @blessed_bice don’t let it go to your head, you’re about to be on thin ice...

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@vagantedante 1st time you’ve been right this whole trip… you wanna go on alone? I can go back to my mansion and chill with the bros

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@vagantedante dude chill out, they can’t touch us

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@vagantedante Dante are you challenging God’s judgment? If you ever pity anyone again i’m gonna leave you here.

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@vagantedante np Dante, i couldn’t help myself after you took Nicholas II apart #savage

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@vagantedante i hate to break it to you but that armani belt did not suit you well. sometimes the old style’s better #burn

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I remember this landslide happening before the Harrowing of Hell. I thought the universe must be feeling love.

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@vagantedante (4/4) and is punished for putting his hope in something besides God’s divine Nature. Capisce?

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@vagantedante (3/4) Thus, by undermining nature and industry (that is, art) the usurer undermines God’s decree...

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@vagantedante (2/4) and if you remember Physics then you’ll remember that the same way Nature follows God, art follows Nature.

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@vagantedante (1/4) I’ll break it down for you. Through philosophy we know that Nature comes from God...

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@vagantedante you know, for a moment there I was tempted to let you look at her, but seeing that heavenly messenger snapped me out of it

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@vagantedante np Dante, God’s ok with correctly placed wrath

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@vagantedante Remember that Fortune has no favorites. Don’t base your life on material goods and possessions #themoreyouknow

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@vagantedante Don't get too cocky...

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Mary, St. Lucy, and @blessed_bice just booked a tour apparently?! Excited to find out who it is! #backinbusiness