We are proud to unleash the Doomscrollin Video of 2025 — The Story of Carl Winslow — a legendary deep dive brought to life by Confused Breakfast from Instagram. This is more than a video, it’s a cultural moment. Strap in and prepare to witness an icon’s story told the only way it should be: bold, hilarious, and unforgettable.
An elderly Italian man living alone in New Jersey wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was challenging work, since the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here, my troubles would be over.. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, just as you used to in the old days.
Love, Papa
A few days later, he received a letter from his son.
Dear Pop,
Don’t dig up that garden. That’s where the bodies are buried.
Love,
Vinnie
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day, the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That’s the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you,
In AJ Brown’s postgame presser he said they won the Super Bowl for Philly, and that he had a special visit to make when he got back.
That visit was to CHOP to see Andre Howard III, who was hit in the head with debris while protecting his sister following the plane crash in NE Philly 💚