Dante

Hairdresser. Best Friend. PansexualLibertine

[Dante @Guido_Power]

@Soft_Serve have a fuckin good yeah bro

[Dante @Guido_Power]

@Soft_Serve don't gimme that I miss you horseshit! When you died you forgot to replenish your booze

[Dante @Guido_Power]

@Soft_Serve I'm sick of your back and forth back and forth first you're dead and now you're not first you're fat and now you're fatter

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@Soft_Serve you are out of grape nuts and butt wipe

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@Soft_Serve hey fatass don't think just cuz you took your account back that I can't tweet at you you fuckin lard filled jerkass

[Dante @Guido_Power]

@Soft_Serve WHERES THE BEEF YOU FAT LITTLE PANSY!!

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@Soft_Serve it's my birthday today and next week.

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@Soft_Serve hey dude where are you? Chop Suey Luey and me are at your house playing Uno and making LSD jello. We might sell your tv

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@Soft_Serve hey someone is in that hole in your backyard.

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@SDWarElephant can I borrow two hundred dollars?

[Dante @Guido_Power]

@ChopSueyLuey no one will miss you, zippo.

[Dante @Guido_Power]

@rampagejackson I like punch my fat friend in his Grungus.

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@Buckeye_Nation my girlfriend Moishe likes it in the buckeye

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I miss waxing Corporate taint.

[Dante @Guido_Power]

I'm truly devastated. What's it all for?

[Dante @Guido_Power]

What's a guy gotta do to wax some corporate taint?

[Dante @Guido_Power]

Joy and beauty, you know me not!

[Dante @Guido_Power]

I can't get the fucking marshmallow out of my hair. Send help

[Dante @Guido_Power]

@Soft_Serve @Chevron I hate to say it Chevster, but your Goleta location near my house employs a mongoloid with a severe dandruff problem.

[Dante @Guido_Power]

@Soft_Serve how's your face, bitch? You owe me an 8th of greenage