Henster: A Lust for Life

Passion, sensuality, hunger.

[Henster: A Lust for Life @Soft_Serve]

the is dante i just got out of serbian prison if any dudes in belgrade wanna do hand or mouth stuff (not gay) dm or emial me at [email protected]

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@serengetidave Does Kenny know about this Serbian beer?

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🎶 Stand in the place where you live
Go-le-ta
Think about erections wonder why
You can’t get one 🎶

[Dante @Guido_Power]

This twitter nonsense is pointless

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I'm drinking a can of chardonnay and threatening to call the police on a rowdy group of TOCs (teens of color).

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I would like to be a "wine mom" and a "Karen" but my womb is barren and I love minorities.

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Dante locked me in the bathroom yesterday because I wanted to watch my VHS copy of "Beaumarchais the Scoundrel" but he and Falafel Andrew wanted to watch "Dating & New York". I had to drink toilet water (the sink is busted).

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I hate when you're dancing at a ball and your partner uses her hand to hold up the train of her gown instead of placing it on your shoulder and then all the fellows snicker at you and imply that there is something objectionable about your shoulder.

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@mom2yahoos The monster has sprouted a fourth head and it's adorable.

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@mom2yahoos Let's just table this controversy and agree that pro-yoga Ohio Tim rules and anti-yoga Alabama Tim drools.

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@mom2yahoos

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@mom2yahoos Angry Tim Ryan is the real beast with three heads.

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@mom2yahoos

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@melmason @Schwarzenegger @LATSeema The CA GOP is like a father who thinks he will be able to buy a Turbo-Man action figure for his son on Christmas Eve even though the Turbo-Man action figure has been sold out for weeks.

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Here's my official post-mortem on the recent California recall election: Fifth place finisher John Cox's first name means toilet and his second name means penises.

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Why did Gavin Newsom make so many references to the Netflix original film "Beckett" in his victory speech?

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If you're still in line to vote, STAY IN LINE. No one can make you leave unless they have a gun.

[Henster: A Lust for Life @Soft_Serve]

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