gui

he/him
frescor, cremosidade e crocância na medida certa

[ghu ꕤ @ghucomhg]

Coloquei o celular no não pertube e quando acordei tinha 1 notificação, que era do clima

[gui @guilikehe]

thought this was @katya_zamo

[TK @shonagons_list]

can't lose the ancient texts

[sami @scarletxmars]

this is frying me

[pitoreixco @pitoreixco]

me calí ela inventando um verbo

[miamatic @tranny_laurel]

No one is 100% straight. Except for bisexual women, who are 100% straight.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

me at the Googling Physical Symptoms and Scaring Myself Awards

[trin @lovelltrin]

never heard of a chocolate chip cookie having a parasite

[gui @guilikehe]

jorgeous and jasmine so cunty i almost liked a hate tweet

[may ding-doll 👑 @mayuyu_mii]

jorgeous being a favored bitch herself let's be real

[Jorgemosa 💋 @Jorgeous_1]

Laying Down Be Sooo Nice 🥰

[Sydney🚀 @CountVolpe]

Just involuntarily had a thought in Minionese

[gui @guilikehe]

hello @DUALIPA is your brother gay and single?

[27. @dimvji]

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use. the worst part is everything else

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

unfortunately i don't have to be drunk to send insane text messages.

[gui @guilikehe]

@bjorksunibrow followed

[sam @b0yfeelsgood]

applied for a job and they hired me?????

[gui @guilikehe]

the craziest part of modelland is that it’s the first book in a series of three

[gui @guilikehe]

this is genuinely how i see @joeyjayisgay in my head

[hunter schafer source @schaferarchive]

remember when hunter schafer did all this for the hunger games?

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Elmo teach me not to eat trophy. Me teach Elmo to pick a team. 💙🧡

[gui @guilikehe]

i feel like @megstalter is my older cousin who i always looked up to but the rest of my family didn’t super fuck with

[gui @guilikehe]

if my sister was the most beautiful woman in the world and my name was clytemnestra i’d be PISSED

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Lupita Nyong’o will play both Helen of Troy and her sister, Clytemnestra, in Christopher Nolan’s ‘THE ODYSSEY.’

(https://t.co/wG33R7UAQs)