bryce crispy treat 🦖

[bryce crispy treat 🦖 @guilliams_bryce]

show me pictures of your cat rn ⬇️

[bryce crispy treat 🦖 @guilliams_bryce]

bout to enter a state of depression

[Rachel Janfaza @racheljanfaza]

You can register to vote on Election Day in the following states: AK, CA, CO, CT, HI, ID, IL, IA, ME, MD, MI, MN, MT, NV, NH, NM, RI, UT, VM, VA, WA, WI, WY, + Washington, D.C.

[bryce crispy treat 🦖 @guilliams_bryce]

god why do adhd meds make me so tired

[bryce crispy treat 🦖 @guilliams_bryce]

unpop opinion: just because they’re ur friend doesn’t mean they don’t deserve to go to jail…they still broke the law and did a lot of bad shit. You can recognize that good people do bad things, and they have to face the consequences. Not everyone gets a free pass from jail

[bryce crispy treat 🦖 @guilliams_bryce]

@aishaaaaavk My sleep demons like to stage robberies, or pretend to be satan himself. Live laugh love sleep paralysis

[bryce crispy treat 🦖 @guilliams_bryce]

I hate when my dr is like “why do you think you’re a burden to everyone?” And I tell her “idk” and she hits me with the “exactly, you don’t have a reason, because you made this up in your mind” like fuck why do you give me rational answers

[bryce crispy treat 🦖 @guilliams_bryce]

why do well renowned authors hype up awful fuckin books? if they’re paying you just say that. you either a. didn’t read it, b. got paid to promote it, or c. have awful fucking taste

[june 🔟 IS SEEING BLINK AND BILLY TALENT 6/8 @AWAK3UNAFRA1D]

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this mf is asking for milk now

[bryce crispy treat 🦖 @guilliams_bryce]

@aishaaaaavk black girl magic

[bryce crispy treat 🦖 @guilliams_bryce]

I just know the mfk bank is gonna hate me after this phone call tomorrow

[bryce crispy treat 🦖 @guilliams_bryce]

rockin with a $3 tip on a $100 ticket. thanks sleepy joe

[bryce crispy treat 🦖 @guilliams_bryce]

no way they’re playing bessie in a tessi at the bank, slurs and all

[bryce crispy treat 🦖 @guilliams_bryce]

all I want are two silly little henchmen that will make all the tik tok skits I plan out in my mind with me

[bryce crispy treat 🦖 @guilliams_bryce]

here’s my ?, if (when) kamala wins, is trump just gonna keep running every 4 years bc I can’t take this anymore!!

[bryce crispy treat 🦖 @guilliams_bryce]

I always wanted one, but I will probably never get one bc she’s a terrible person 😀

[THE lusty argonian maid @lindawg]

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[bryce crispy treat 🦖 @guilliams_bryce]

jakob and I were at the self check out paying for groceries, he said “would’ve been cheaper if we used the 5-finger discount” and this guy behind us said “oh is that on the Walmart app?”

[bryce crispy treat 🦖 @guilliams_bryce]

@abberrss_ I don’t use them anymore, they’re all yours bbg

[bryce crispy treat 🦖 @guilliams_bryce]

@abberrss_ I can actually help you out with both of those, I’ve got some lexapro left over, and I know a thing or two about brain rot

[bryce crispy treat 🦖 @guilliams_bryce]

@abberrss_ You need some SSRI’s. Then you can’t cry