Things most Americans agree on:
Groceries cost too much.
Tariffs suck and make no sense.
Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.
The debt is a mess.
The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.
Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.
Americans are exhausted.
AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.
Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.
Canadians are super fucking cool.
Mexicans are chill.
Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.
Good neighbors are a blessing.
Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.
We all question, are we alone in the universe?
We all fuck up along the way.
Epstein didn’t hang himself.
The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.
The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!
Things we’re told to fight about:
Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.
That’s the joke.
This is exactly why billionaires can’t exist. This man is burning the entire world down because he cannot accept his daughter for who she is. And he has the money to actually do it. No one can have that power.
Who would have thought this retarded nepo crack baby would garner this much support on twitter dot com
Famous for smoking crack on sleepy joes dime, fascinating behavior
I, for one, support it
@tardedlib The exact opposite. I wasn’t on a private island smoking crack. I was at the Super 8 off I95 in West Haven. Very different class of people, and with more integrity than any of those people.
The foam flesh is actually a perfect form of nutrition, absorbing fully in the intestinal tract leaving zero waste that needs to be defecated.
Probably high rates of colon cancer due to the lack of excrement for those living in the backrooms.
@secretmcka 1. Yes they do, ever since like the fucking 1930s
2. I said it annoyed me, not that it tore my family apart or that it sent me into psychosis
One annoying detail they messed up was that car windows use tempered glass and crumble, they dont stay as large sharp shards
Immediately ruined the immersion for me. How hard is it to get a window right? Pretty lazy prop department.
It feels almost sinful to be putting bible verses on fast food waste
Profiting off of making people unhealthy and contributing to mass waste, slap on a bible verse and you are now a good christian lmao?